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Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum
faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata
ki bandook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

Timeline Funny SMS

Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.

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Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main
25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.
Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main
shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

Timeline Funny SMS

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai.
Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

Timeline Funny SMS

Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee
churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.
Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

Timeline Funny SMS

Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke
liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai?
Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin.
Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai.

Timeline Funny SMS

Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,
main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai?
Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?

Timeline Funny SMS

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Timeline Funny SMS

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!

Timeline Funny SMS

1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi.
Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-“Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h”
Aadmi-Lo Batao,
Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta.

Timeline Funny SMS

Pita : Agar tu is baar bhi fail ho gaya
toh tu mujhse papa mt kehna
kuch din baad
Pita :kya houa tere result ka
Son :sorry yaar raam prasad mai fail ho gaya

Timeline Funny SMS

Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bolaya Ali !
Hindu bola-jai bajrang bali-.Ek sardar bola kya Ali,Kya Bali?
Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali

Timeline Funny SMS

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

Timeline Funny SMS

Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me….
Premi:(!=!0!>XE~?1!!:E’&A?>#^^E”!$>,’>,’E=*?#:P(+>!*”@&= Le Padhle…..!

Timeline Funny SMS

Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,
unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya
girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho
Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.

Timeline Funny SMS

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikalu kya?
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

Timeline Funny SMS

Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti
dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli
dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Timeline Funny SMS

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!

Timeline Funny SMS

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

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Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!

Timeline Funny SMS

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he he he he ……
Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi….
Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Timeline Funny SMS

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

Timeline Funny SMS

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gay

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

Timeline Funny SMS

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Timeline Funny SMS

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Timeline Funny SMS

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Timeline Funny SMS

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naamlikhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta.
Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam?
Bhai: Govind Puri!

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