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Boy was in a park behind a tree with his girl-friend …
Old man: Beta, kya ye hamari sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahin uncle! Ye Pallavi hai.
Aap dusre ped ke piche check karo.

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Girl to shopkeeper: Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa
valentine card hai jisme likha ho..
‘U R MY 1st and would be my Last LOVE..?
Shopkeeper: Haan Hai..!

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Girl: Theek hai 20 de do.
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi:
GF: Kamine!!
Main tere kapde faad dungi.
BF:Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar

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Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl
Boy-I love u.
Girl-Stupid I am older than u
Boy-I am mad in your love,
Girl-Get lost
boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao

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Solid bezzati:
Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!

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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage
Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya….

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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

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Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”

What is wife?Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!

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Fauji: Sare dusman hum se darte hai aur hum biwi se.
Mochi: Me juto ki mrammat karta hu aur biwi meri .
Teacher: Me school me lecture deta hu aur ghar me biwi se sunta hu.
Officer: Me office me boss hu aur gahr me nokar.
Judge: Me court me faisle sunata.. hu aur ghar me khud insaf ka talabgar.
{Faisla aap ke hath me hai.. kuware raho khush raho no wife easy life}
Jo shadi kar chuke hai vo sabar kare,
Jin ki nahi hui woh shukr karein

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Maine ek ladki ki madad ki to..
usne muje thank u bola.
Maine kaha thank u mat kaho…
ye lo mera Number aur 3 ladkiyo ko dena
Aur un se kaho k ye
aur 3 ladkiyo ko de

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