Very Funny SMS Message Shayari-Jokes

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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay..

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala:MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!

teacher students se : btao tum ethiash me paida hue
mahapurshon me sabse jada kisse nafrat karte ho
student : raja ram mohan roy se sir
teacher : kyu
student : unhone baal vivaha band na karwaya hota
oh aaj hum bhi biwi bache wale hote

1 sardar road pe potty kar raha tha
police ne use pakad liya jab police
le ja rahi thi toh sardar bola bhai sabut to utha lo

Boy : mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara mom kyu
boy : maine madam ko murgi kaha mom toh murgi kyu kaha
boy : kyu ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya

South ki ladki idlli dosa banati hai…
punjab ki ladki lassi banati hai….
Up ki ladki kheer banati hai
Aur BBM, whatsaap
aur facebook ki ladkiya, pagal
banati hai

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