Top-10 Santa -Banta Very Funny Joes-Shayari Messages In Hindi & English

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Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Teacher = Ek aisa waakya banao jisme urdu, hindi, punjabi
or english ke shabdon ka sahi sahi istemaal hua ho..
Santa = Ishq di gali wich no entry…

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

santa doctor se = Doctor, dekhiye meri biwi ko kya ho gaya? Bina hiley duley leti hai….
Doctor = Ye to lagta hai mar gayi..
Santa ki patni achaanak uthi or boli = Lekin main to jinda hun..
Santa = Chupchaap leti reh, tu doctor se jyada jaanti hai kya..?

Santa-Banta Funny Jokee

Santa ke ghar mein teen swimming pool the, do mein paani tha or ek khali..
Banta ne pucha to bola – Ek mein thanda paani garmi ke liye,
Or dusre mein garam sardiyon ke liye…
Banta = Teesra khali kyun hai..?
Santa = Kabhi kabhi nahaane ko dil nahin karta hai na, isliye

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa or Banta train ke piche bhaag rahe the..
Santa train mein chad gaya to logon ne kaha, “Weldone”..
Santa = Kya khaak weldone, jana to banta ko tha, main to usey chhodne aaya tha

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa = Maa main K.B.C se bol raha hun, mere pitaji ka naam kya hai..?
Maa = Sawaal kitne ka hai..?
Santa = Ek hazaar rupay ka hai…
Maa = Rehne de quit kar de, ek hazaar rupay ke liye
Ghar mein talwaarein khinch jaaengi…

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Ek baar santa ka gadha bhaag jata hai..
Santa mandir gaya or der tak bhagwan ki murti ke aage khada ho kar prarthna ki….
Banta = Santa tum bhagwan se yehi maang rahe ho na ki tumhara gadha mil jaaye..?
Santa = Nahin yaar, main to bhagwan ko thankyou bol raha hun..
Banta = Kyun..?
Santa = Arey! bhagwan ki kirpa se jab gadha bhaga to main uspe sawaar nahin tha,
Nahin to main bhi uske saath bhaag jata…..

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa ne Banta ko hindi sms bheja = Bhejne wala mahaan, padhne wala gadha.
Banta gusse me wapis sms bheja = Bhejne wala gadha, padhne wala mahaan…..

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa = Apni khubsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith kar ja raha tha….
Driver ne mirror set kiya..
Santa ghusse mein bola = Meri biwi ko dekhta hai,
Chal tu piche baith car main chalaunga….

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa = Mujhse panga mat le, main sher ka puttar hun..
Banta = Achchha yaar, ye to bata ki sher ghar aaya tha ya aunti jungle gayi thi

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa petrol pump par gaya, wahan usne board par likha dekha,
“Yahan phone par baat karna manaa hai”.
Santa ne phone nikala or apne sabhi doston ko phone karke kaha: –
“Mujhe abhi phone mat karna”.

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Sabziwala sabzi par paani chhidak raha tha..
Kaafi der ho gayi to santa sabziwale se bola = Agar sabzi ko hosh aa gaya ho..
To ek kilo sabzi de do….

Santa-Banta Funny Jokes

Santa = Yaar aaj tak mera itna apmaan kabhi nahin hua….
Meri nayi padosan ne mujhe nahaate hue dekh liya.
Banta = To ab tu kya chahta hai..?
Santa = Badlaa

 

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