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Pappu Pass Ho gaya

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya

Principal shocked

Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..
Student said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE
Principal shock!
Student Rock!

Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka
Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Students k Dard ko

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Ashiqi wala sher sunao

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Jawani aur Budhapa
Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

B.B.A Karungi

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aise

Funny Family Jokes
College Clerk: Beta  form me Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta.
Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam?
Bhai: Govind Puri!

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