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Sawan Funny Jokes

Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
Dedicated to All Admins
Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar.

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge ‘Whatsapp’ par hai!!!
Ya log pura din ‘Whatsapp’ par lage huye hain..
esliye bazaar me mandi hai

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha..
Kisine pucha: umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat..
Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat..
Wo bheegi si ankhe.. woh bheega hua sath..
Mubark ho apko.. khoobsurat barsaat.
rimzimrimzimrimzm

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Ho rahi hai baarish..
Lag rahi hai thand..
Ho rahi hai barish..
Lag rahi hai thand
tan tana tan tan.. tan tana tan tan.

Sawan Funny Jokes

Aaj subah bhagwan ne
‘Dabang’ dekhi aur mood me aa ke kaha
Aaj aisa Mousam Banayenge ki confuse ho
jaoge ki sweater pehne ya raincoat…!!
Hud hud dabang dabang dabang..

Sawan Funny Jokes

A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

Sawan Funny Jokes

Har barish mein yehi dua hai meri..
ki..
Barish ki jitni bunden zameen par gire..
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire..
Khushiyo ke samandar mein.

Sawan Funny Jokes

Bhige mausam ki bhigi c shuruat..
bhigi c yaad bhuli hui baat..
wo bhigi c ankhe..
wo bhiga hua sath..
mubark ho apko..
aaj ki khubsurat barsaat

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

My msgs r just like RAIN
1 day it’ll INCREASE
1 day it’ll DECREASE
May b
1 day it’ll DISAPPEAR
but never DIES.
Anytime it’ll
comeback.

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.

Sawan Funny Jokes

Heart never hate blood,
Fish never hate water,
Flower never hate honey,
Earth never hate rain,
My heart never hate U My Frnd.
Mising u a lot

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha,
Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha,
Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki Judai me,
Aur Logone use Barish ka Naam diya tha.

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

The rain may b falling hard outside,
But ur smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that ur my frnd.
I know our frndship will never end.

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

Sawan Funny Jokes

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
aur barish main to
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

 

Sawan Funny Jokes

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Sawan Funny Jokes

barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge…
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge…
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain…
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.

 

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