Timeline Insult Shayari-SMS In Hindi For Friends,Girlfriend

Timeline Insult Shayari-SMS In Hindi For Friends,Girlfriend : Want to tease your friends? Looking for best Insult Sms? If yes, then scroll down and check our crispy collection of Insult SMS Jokes in Hindi. For your self proud send our Insulting Messages to your Girlfriend or Boyfriend and make him angry. Here you may found some different Insult Text Messages, Insult Quotes Msgs, Insult Jokes Shayari, etc

 

Dekha Palat Kar Usne”Chahat”
Use Bhi Thi Duniya Se Meri
Tarah”Shikayat” Use Bhi Thi
Woh Roye The Mujko”Pareshan” Dekh
Kar Us Din Pata chala Meri”Zarurat
” Use Bhi Thi…..

 

Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..
Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,
Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,
Me 100 Tum 105,
Me 200 Tum 210,
Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,
Me 400 To Tum…??
Jawab Jarur Dena…!
Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,
Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,
Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,
Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,
Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..
Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
?
?
?
?
?
Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej
Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

 

 

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe.

 

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala“mendak talab ka

 

 

A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs….
A girl puts status on Facebook:
Feeling fresh…!!!

Boy comments:
Tatti kar li kya??

*blocked forever*
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI

 

 

Pyar” Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki
Apki koi “Grlfrnd” Ya “Boyfrnd” Ho,
“Pyar” Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki
Koi Special Ho Jiski Aap Fikr Kare
Or Jise Apki Fikr Ho..

 

 

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