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Husband-Wife Jokes

Kuware sochte hai ke shadishuda achhe hai
Shadishuda sochte hai ke kuware achhe hai
Fark sirf itna hai ki..
Shadishuda din mein sochte hai aur kuware raat ko..

Husband-Wife Jokes

Suhag raat ko dulha bola:
Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe
le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao,
phir decide karungi.

Husband-Wife Jokes

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi
ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. =
Maza aa jayega Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi
Aur hum dance karte karte
apne ghar vapas ayenge

Husband-Wife Jokes

SANTA ki biwi ne Frying pan uthakar
Santa ke sir pr de maari
SANTA – “kyon mara
WIFE – “Tumahari dairy me kisi basanti ka
naam likha hai koun hai ye basanti
SANTA – “kal race me meine jis ghodi par
Daav lagya uska naam hai
WIFE – “Ok i am sorry”
Agale din santa ki biwi ne phir mara.
SANTA – “ab kyu mara?”
WIFE – “Tumhari godhi ka phon aaya hai
JAAKAR UTHA LO !!!”

 

Husband-Wife Jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months

 

Husband-Wife Jokes

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

 

 

 

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