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Fool Shayari SMS

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

Fool Shayari SMS

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga

Fool Shayari SMS

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line

Fool Shayari SMS

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay.

Fool Shayari SMS

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar

Fool Shayari SMS

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath

Fool Shayari SMS

Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?
Kyoki item means maal
Maal means paisa
Paisa means laxmi
Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai
“Rishta vahi soch nai

Fool Shayari SMS

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori………….
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori……….
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli…….”I hate love story ”

Fool Shayari SMS

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye.

Fool Shayari SMS

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They

Fool Shayari SMS

dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi
pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda ye pyar hi hai
ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi

Fool Shayari SMS

AAPKI Dosti Me Kuch Aisi Bat Hai, cute sms hindi
Har Waqt aapki Yaad
Mere Sath Hai.
Dil Chahta Hai aapko aapse Chura Lu,
Par Mummy Kehti Hai Chori Karna Buri Baat hai.

Fool Shayari SMS

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: ” I love u more
than an electron wants to attract proton .
Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa
face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun
or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.

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