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Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Na baje beta ek hath se tali
Na lage achhi humein hmari gharwali
Rang lagaane ke liye to sirf
Achi lage mujhe meri pyari sali

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Ek maths teacher se uski Bhabhi ne kaha
dekho Devar ji neelu pure 17 saal ki ho gayi h
uske liye koi accha sa 20 saal ka ladka dhundo.
Devar: kaafi din dhundne ke baad 20 saal ka koi nahi mila
ek kaam karu 10-10 saal ke do dhund lu

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Devar stool par khade the aur deewar par rang kar rahe the
itne mein unki Babhi ji aayi aur kehne lagi
devar ji sunte ho maine kaha brush ko majbooti se pakad lo
mein yeh stool dusre room mein lekar ja rahi hu

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Devar soo rahe the ki ghar mein chor aa gaye
Bhabi ne Devar ko Unke kamre mein jakar jagaya to devar chilaye,
“are koi mard ka bacha h to na bhage”
yeh sunkar Bhabi boli, ‘tum bhi to mard ke bache ho?’
devar ne kaha, khoob yaad dilayi, aacha lao chadar lakar udha do

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Devar ke dair se aane par bhabi boli
‘yeh ghar aane ka waqt h’
Jaldi mujhe safai do aur sach sach btana
kitni gf h tumhari devar ji
devar shanti se: bhabi tum ek baat pehle pakki karlo
ki safai chaye ya sach baat

Devar bhabi Funny Shayari

Ek sharabi ki Bhabi ka dehant ho gaya,
to uske risthedaro ne usse pucha – ‘kyu bhai’
Dawa – Daaru nahi ki thi kya?
Devar Mahaseh : ‘daaru’ peekar hi to dawa dee thi.

 

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