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Decent Funny Jokes

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
aur last mein
likh dena, paas karke dikha.

 

Decent Funny Jokes

Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.

Decent Funny Jokes

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar
15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi
ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha
daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho,
agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!

Decent Funny Jokes

Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and
you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds..

 

Decent Funny Jokes

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

 

Decent Funny Jokes

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

 

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