Timeline Attitude/Attitude Funny Jokes- SMS -Messages In Hindi

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Attitude Funny SMS

Maa Apne Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakhates
dekh Suraj kab ka Nikal aya hai,
Beta Apni Maa se: To kya hua Maa!
wo sota bhi to Mujse pehle hai

Attitude Funny SMS

Agar fursat ke lamho me mujhe yaad
karte ho toh mujhe yaad mat karna
kyuki main tanha jarur hu magar fizul nahi.

Attitude Funny SMS

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Attitude Funny SMS

“LOVE” ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
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LOVE kya hai janna chahte ho?
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“LOVE” Sri Ram ji ka BETA tha..!!
Aur Adhik jankari ke liye “RAMAYAN” padhe.

Attitude Funny SMS

Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
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Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!

Attitude Funny SMS

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi… problem solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..

Attitude Funny SMS

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder mein aapko latka de.

Attitude Funny SMS

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Attitude Funny SMS

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao

Attitude Funny SMS

Maa Apne Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakhat
dekh Suraj kab ka Nikal aya hai,
Beta Apni Maa se: To kya hua Maa!
wo sota bhi to Mujse pehle hai

Attitude Funny SMS

Agar fursat ke lamho me mujhe yaad
karte ho toh mujhe yaad mat karna
kyuki main tanha jarur hu magar fizul nahi.

Attitude Funny SMS

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Attitude Funny SMS

“LOVE” ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
.
.
.
.
LOVE kya hai janna chahte ho?
.
.
.
.
.
“LOVE” Sri Ram ji ka BETA tha..!!
Aur Adhik jankari ke liye “RAMAYAN” padhe.

Attitude Funny SMS

Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!

Attitude Funny SMS

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi… problem solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..

Attitude Funny SMS

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder mein aapko latka de.

Attitude Funny SMS

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Attitude Funny SMS

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao

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