Teacher Student Funny Jokes-Messages :Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi are funny jokes about teachers, silly student questions, exams, homework and classrooms. They bring back fond memories about the lighter side of school life.
Teacher: beta Batao ke
fast, faster, fastest
forms ko hindi mein kaise kahenge?
bhag teri maaa ki…
MADAM-Last semester u were loving that girl
& this semester u r loving other
What do u think of urself?
BOY:SYLLABUS changed mam
Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.
Teacher – bolo a for apple,
bacha dheere se- a for apple
teacher jor se bolo tum,
bacha – jai mata di.
Teacher- haan bacho, tum uss aadmi ko kya kahoge jo,
bolta hi rahe, jabki dusre log uski baat mein jara,
bhi dilchaspi nahi late ho jaldi batao,
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.