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Whatsapp Funny Jokes-Messages In Hindi

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Golu school me hans raha tha
molu chup kar
golu kyu tum koun hai
Molu mai monitor hu
Golu mei C.P.U ab bol

Golu aaj mujhe ajeeb sms aya or mera phone off ho gaya
molu konsa message
Golu Battery Low
Molu Send kar sabko daraenge

Santa ne apni car ke niche kutte ko sota hua dekha
to kutte ki taang pakad ke bahar kicha aur bola
nikal sale bada aaya automobile engineer banne

Teacher : apne father ka naam btaoenglish mein
student : beautiful red underwear
teacher : what nonsense Hindi Meine Btao
student : sundar laal Chaddaa

Teacher : Mein Tumhari jaan nikaal Dungi
ishe English Mein batao
haryanvi student : Thane english chhor Manney
hath tho laa ke dekh

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata
Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua,
America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai
Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

Dhanteras 2014 Whatsapp Status In Hindi English

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Dhanteras 2014 Sms Wishes In Hindi
is dhanters khus kash ho,
dilo me khusiya ,ghar me shuk ka vaas ho;
here moti p aapka taj ho;
mite duria,sab aap ke pas ho;
esa dhantrs aapka khas ho.

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Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar,
pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar,
hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar,
aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar.
HAPPY DHANTERAS!

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God’s blessing may come as a surprise..
And how much U receive Depends on how much Ur Heart can believe
May U be blessed beyond what U expect..
Shubh Dhanteras

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DHANTERAS ka shubh din aya
sabke liye nayi khushiya laya.
LAKSHMI GANESH viraje apke ghar me
sada rahe sukho ki chhaya.
‘HAPPY DHANTERAS’

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Dhanteras ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
Happy Dhanteras!!