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Golu school me hans raha tha
molu chup kar
golu kyu tum koun hai
Molu mai monitor hu
Golu mei C.P.U ab bol

Golu aaj mujhe ajeeb sms aya or mera phone off ho gaya
molu konsa message
Golu Battery Low
Molu Send kar sabko daraenge

Santa ne apni car ke niche kutte ko sota hua dekha
to kutte ki taang pakad ke bahar kicha aur bola
nikal sale bada aaya automobile engineer banne

Teacher : apne father ka naam btaoenglish mein
student : beautiful red underwear
teacher : what nonsense Hindi Meine Btao
student : sundar laal Chaddaa

Teacher : Mein Tumhari jaan nikaal Dungi
ishe English Mein batao
haryanvi student : Thane english chhor Manney
hath tho laa ke dekh

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile?
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata
Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua,
America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai
Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It’S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It’S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)
Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega

Police (chor se): Waada karo aage
se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon,
Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”

Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke
bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko
dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!

Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri Talak houa tou
Tumhara 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! Kaisey ?
Doosri shrma k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
maangney AA jatey hAin…!

Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..