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Very Funny SMS Message Shayari-Jokes

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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay..

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala:MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!

teacher students se : btao tum ethiash me paida hue
mahapurshon me sabse jada kisse nafrat karte ho
student : raja ram mohan roy se sir
teacher : kyu
student : unhone baal vivaha band na karwaya hota
oh aaj hum bhi biwi bache wale hote

1 sardar road pe potty kar raha tha
police ne use pakad liya jab police
le ja rahi thi toh sardar bola bhai sabut to utha lo

Boy : mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara mom kyu
boy : maine madam ko murgi kaha mom toh murgi kyu kaha
boy : kyu ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya

South ki ladki idlli dosa banati hai…
punjab ki ladki lassi banati hai….
Up ki ladki kheer banati hai
Aur BBM, whatsaap
aur facebook ki ladkiya, pagal
banati hai

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Girl: papa ek Important baat thi
Father:bolo
Girl: mei ek ladke se pyar karti hu
par wo America me rehta hai
* website me hamari jaan -pechaan hui
* Facebook me dosti hui
*Skype me usne mujhe propose kiya
* Whatsapp me hum log do mahine
se pyar kar rahe hai

Father : really
toh ab
* Twitter me shaadi karo
* Make my trip me hunnymoon karo
* Flip kart se baccha mangwalo
* Gmail me receive karlo
Last me
* Agar Husband acha na lage toh Olx me sell kar do

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar
Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
.
Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai
Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.
Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki
mousam hai ya Fashion Show
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.
Modern Funny Shayari –
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

 

Sunny Leone ; Meri Movie Ne 2014 Me Kamai Ke,
Saare Record Tod Diye.
Amir Khan : Accha Kon Si Movie Ne?
Sunny Leone : Pk!!
Amir Khan : Sasuri Tu Pk Me Kha Thi.?
Sunny Leone : Dancing Car Me.