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Timeline Funny Jokes-Messages In Hindi

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Angry Boss : Tumne Kabhi ullu Dekha Hai?
Executive (sar Jhukate hue): Nahin Sir
Boss : Niche Kya dekh Rahe ho ? Meri Taraf dekho.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaya Liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Soucha tha ke usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi

Naukrani : malkin aap udaas kion hain
malkin : mjhey pata chala hai ki
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hai office main
naukrani : nahi
sahab mujhe dhoka nahi dai saktey

Ek pathan cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
aurat se takra betha
aurat chilla kar boli
“break nahimaar sakty thy kya
pathan herat se..
pora cycle mar diya abhi break mar kar kya faida

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery
ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati
pasand nahi karte!

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya
ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri,
wo to mein jawani me thi!

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Ek teacher ne bache se pucha
school kya hai??bacche ne jawab diya
school wob jagah hai jahan par
hamare papa ko luta jata hai
aur hume kuta jata hai

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015

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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

 

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

 

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

 

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

 

 

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

 

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To
Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

 

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

 

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

 

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya
Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

 

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

 

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke
‘Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main…

 

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.
1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.
Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?
Wo Ladke Ne Kaha – “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

 

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza
Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?
Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.

 

Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan,
Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..

 

 

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.

 

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi..

 

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

 

 

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

 

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

 

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

 

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

 

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

 

Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai?
Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai,
Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi,
Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai – Bahan Aur Hai!!

 

Dimagi Dukandar –
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye,
Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message
Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward
Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..

 

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Latest Funny SMS

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha,
“is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha,
“ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.

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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

Latest Funny SMS

ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya.
Doctor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai,
aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?”
aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.”
Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.”
Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?”
Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye
main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”

Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me
susu karne gaya to bathroom Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!

Latest Funny SMS

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.

Latest Funny SMS

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai..
Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

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Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain??
Student- sharmate huye bola sir..
Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT park, Chinar park, MAYUR park…

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Hindi Jokes
Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.

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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

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Saahukaar:-tumne apne udhaar ke paise abhi tak nahin wapas kiye…
chalo mamla beech main suljha lete hai…
tumhare udhaar ka aadha paisa main bhoolne ke liye taiyaar hoon..
Karzdaar:-manzoor:-baaki aadha main bhoolne ko taiyaar hoon.

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Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha,
doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha,
teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha…
is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.

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Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.
Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

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Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
Ek bachcha:-de denge sir,sala aisi zindagi se to marna achcha hai.

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Ek jagah sangeet ki mahfil chal rahi thi.ek gayak ne jaise hi gana gaya ,
sab bole , “once more”.gayak ne gana phir suna diya. Sab log phir se bole ,
“once more”.gayak nephir se ganae suna diya.abki baar phir sab bole ,
“once more”.gayak ne kaha,”mere pyare sunne walo,
main aapka mere liye pyaar samajhta hu,
per meri bhi kuch maryada hai,main itni baar nahin ga sakta.”
Tabhi mahfil main se ek aadmi bola,”jab tak tum thik se nahin gaaoge,
tumko gana padega.”

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Comedy Jokes in Hindi
teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar
se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.
bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,
sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

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ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:
-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.

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manager ne aanewale se poocha,
“kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai.”
aane wala, “janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon.”

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adhyaapak:-bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone
se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye?
sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye.

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Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..

bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.