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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye

 
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya
dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali,
Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

 

 

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish
ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole
“Who is speaking?”. jawab aaya
“Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun”.

 

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga…
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho…

 
Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

 

 

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya,
lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao

 

 

Banta dairy likh raha tha
“aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki
me mama banunga ya mami”.

 
ladka : Ladki se tumhari shirt faati hai
Ladki :tum nahi smjhoge ye aaj kal fasion hai
ladka : sahi hai yaar tum fado toh fasion
or hum faade toh sidha police station
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

 

santa : mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai
mobile shop wala : Memory card hai kya
santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai ,rasan card chalega

 
Nurse : mubara ho aap ke ghar ladka paida houa hai
santa : wahh g wahh kya ultra technology hai,
biwi meri hospital mei hai
aur baccha ghar me paida houa hai

 
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

 

 

 

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken
and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha