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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?
Student:padhai me Teacher: wo kaise? Student:
Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..

Teacher: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne
apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.” Student:
He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat
Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao? Student:
Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga

Teacher:
She Is Kidding…
Translated In Hindi…
Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

Teacher in Class: Dehli me “Kutub Meenar” hai.
A student was sleeping teacher wakes him and asks,
What did I just say? Student: Dehli main Kutta Beemar hai.

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Angry Boss : Tumne Kabhi ullu Dekha Hai?
Executive (sar Jhukate hue): Nahin Sir
Boss : Niche Kya dekh Rahe ho ? Meri Taraf dekho.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaya Liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Soucha tha ke usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi

Naukrani : malkin aap udaas kion hain
malkin : mjhey pata chala hai ki
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hai office main
naukrani : nahi
sahab mujhe dhoka nahi dai saktey

Ek pathan cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
aurat se takra betha
aurat chilla kar boli
“break nahimaar sakty thy kya
pathan herat se..
pora cycle mar diya abhi break mar kar kya faida

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery
ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati
pasand nahi karte!

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya
ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri,
wo to mein jawani me thi!

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Ek teacher ne bache se pucha
school kya hai??bacche ne jawab diya
school wob jagah hai jahan par
hamare papa ko luta jata hai
aur hume kuta jata hai