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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye

 
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya
dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali,
Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

 

 

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish
ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole
“Who is speaking?”. jawab aaya
“Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun”.

 

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga…
Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho…

 
Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

 

 

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya,
lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao

 

 

Banta dairy likh raha tha
“aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki
me mama banunga ya mami”.

 
ladka : Ladki se tumhari shirt faati hai
Ladki :tum nahi smjhoge ye aaj kal fasion hai
ladka : sahi hai yaar tum fado toh fasion
or hum faade toh sidha police station
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 

 

santa : mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai
mobile shop wala : Memory card hai kya
santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai ,rasan card chalega

 
Nurse : mubara ho aap ke ghar ladka paida houa hai
santa : wahh g wahh kya ultra technology hai,
biwi meri hospital mei hai
aur baccha ghar me paida houa hai

 
Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa=mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!

 

 

 

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken
and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai “Santa April Fool” to Santa likhta hai “Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.’

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.