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Train me TT sadhu se bola

kahan jana hai aapko
sadhu jahan Ram ka janam houa tha

TT sadhu se aapke pass ticket hai

Sadhu nahi,TT bola chalo phir

Sadhu kahan,TT jahan krishn ka janam houa tha jail

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Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu

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Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA’S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta: Baba Is My Room Mate

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Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hai.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane ke liye ghar se 10km
Dur bike par jana padhta hai

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Banta-Agar aapko Garmi
lage to aap kya krte ho?
Santa:Cooler k samne
baith jata hu
Banta-phir bhi Garmi lageto?
Santa:To Cooler ON karleta hu

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Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr
raha tha.
Raatko biwi boli:Ye aadmi mere blouse me
hath daal raha H
Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me Hai

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife.
santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi.
Wife:ki frk painda hai?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List dekh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi,
upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta:To xchnge krna tha
Santa:Kisse krta?
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Santa:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Santa:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Santa:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse ,
hum Seh Nahi Payege, Bus 1 baar Keh
dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki , Kasam khuda
Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege

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Faqir :Car me baithi lady se:Madam 10Rs dedo
Lady : paise dene k bad kaha dua To Dete Jao
Faqir:Car Me to Baithi H Moti ab Ky
Rocket Pe Baithegi.

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LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-Jab mai
bdi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge? _
SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-Ha kar lunga.
GIRL-To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate do.

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Jatt- Lala kyon preshan hain .?
Lala- Yaar Ek to yeh garmi ne preshan kar rakha ha._
Upar se Roz teri bhabi raat ko Thums up pee
ke kehti hai “aaj kuch Tufani karte hain”
Mam – Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb
Rkh Deta Hai to Kya Kroge?
Bacha – 1-2 Min Dkhenge
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Me Rkh Denge

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himmat ho is sms ko apni girl friend ko send karo..
jadu teri nazar.. khushbu tera badan.
tu ha kar ya na kar. tu h meri bahan..

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Yaad aati hai teri jagte-sote
din kat te hai teri khatir rote- rote
kash!tum mere sath yaha hote,
kam se kam mere kuchh kapde to
dhote..!

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Kya hua jo kar li shadi
hm v ab to sehra sajayege
mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb
me nhi ab uski chhoti bahan ko phasayege..

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1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina
potty kiye jane laga PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq… Etthe Rakkhh.
Attitude Of Girls : Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to…
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi
Jab ladke dekhe to… … Girl : Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah
dekh raha hai..

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Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar: Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya hai

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Boys Mentality …
“I don’t hate you but i can’t love you”
MEANS
“tu itni b achi nahi k shadi karlu,
par itni buri b nahi k flirt kiye bina chor do”

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duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.

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Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

 

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai “Santa April Fool” to Santa likhta hai “Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.’

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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