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Bhikari: kuch khane ko dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : roti dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : leaao tamatar hi dedo
sanat ki mother : ye totla hai hai keh raha hai
kamakar khao

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK

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Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai “Santa April Fool” to Santa likhta hai “Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.’

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu? Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa-Banta Latest Messages

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
Khud uthkar apne hath se
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Double Meaning Funny SMS

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
Who is she?
Balloon.

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh

Double Meaning Funny SMS

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Teacher, Student Se:
Tumharay ABBU Kya Kartay Hain?
Student:
Pata Nahi Miss Hum To Jaldi So Jatay Hain

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Sirf sochne se nahi,
Sirf dekhne se nahi,
Kuch karne se bada hota hai..
aur khada hota hai..
INSAAN.

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
Fail ho Jaunga!

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai
to kya hota hai
Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!

Double Meaning Funny SMS

Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai,
Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar deti hai,
Im talking about?
Roti
1 baar fir aap ki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami!