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Ek angrez ne indian se pucha
bharat me sabse jada barf kahan padti hain
jawab kuch aisa tha 8 bje se pehale kasmir me aur 8 bje ke baad wisky ke gilaash

Teacher : kal meine tuje gadhe pr nimbandh likhne ko bola tha
chal dikha kya likha
Student : Master ji jaise
line likhne keliye pencil lagayi gadha bhaag gaya

Doctor: Taviyet Kaise Hain
santa : Pehale se jada kharab hain
Doctor : dawai khali thi
santa : nahi dawai ki sisi bhari hui thi
doctor : mera matlab dawai leli thi
santa : aapne thi toh meine leli
doctor : bekuff dawai pee li thi
santa : nahi dawai laal thi
Doctor : kamine Dawai ko pee liye tha
santa : nahi peeliye toh mujhe tha
Papa : nalayak itni raat ko kahan se aa raha hain
Beta : gfirlfriend se milne gaya tha
papa : kis liye
Beta : Ha papa7-8 toh kiss le hi liye