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Funny Jokes in Hindi

?Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di…
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi…
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi..
Mujhko Aisa Dard Mila
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi!!
Fir bhi Khush Hun Q ki
Mujhe Us Se Koi Gila Nahi.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Girl -” Tum kya kar rahe ho
Boy:” Macchar
Girl:” Abhi tk kitne maare??
Boy:” pure 5 ( 3 Female 2 male)
Girl:” Male Female kaise pata chala ??
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Boy:” unme se 3 mirror or 2 bear ke pass bithi thi
Ek Buddha ek ladki se tak ra gaya
Buddha : sorry
Ladki : Andha hai kya ? dikhta nahi h
Ladki Jaise hi aage Badi ek handsom sa ladka takra gaya
Ladka : sorry
Ladki : it’s ok
Buddha ladki se : mere sorry ki spelling galat thi kya

Funny Jokes in Hindi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li cute sms hindi
Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
par Mom – dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Chand Ko Apne Noor Pe Guroor Hai,
Himesh Ko Apni Topi Ka Suroor Hai..
Mujhe Bhi Apne Pe Guroor Hai,
Kyuki Mere Paas Bhi Free K Msg Padhnewala Langur Hai

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the?

Train ruki
khidaki khuli
nazron se nazrien mili or
aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch dedo baba

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.
Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u
Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..
konsi movie dekhi?
Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI

Funny Jokes in Hindi

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
.
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
.
BOY- sir bataiye na
.
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
.
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

2 Brilliant MindS
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
haan rehne do Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Howa Hy.

Whatsapp Sweetheart Love Shayari SMS In English & Hindi For Girlfriend

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Love Messages

Ek Tu Hi Sabse Zyada Yaad Aati Hai,
Ek Teri Dosti Hi Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Hai,
Kisi Raath Ko Sojaaun Jo Tujhe Yaad Kiye Bina,
Kasam Se Tu Mere Kwaabon Me Aakar Apni Yaad Dilathi Hai.

Love Messages

Dukh me khushi ki wajah banti h mohabat,
dard me yado ki wajah banti h mohabat,
Jab kuch b acha nai lagta duniya me,
Tab jine ki wajah banti h mohabat.

Love Messages

Kiss ..)(.. kiss before we part,
Together discover love art,
Feel oneness with core of our heart
Together forever and never apart,
Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

Love Messages

Uske Iqrar Ka Intezar He Mujhe
Jane Q Usse Itna Pyar He Mujhe
Ae KHUDA Kab aayega Wo Hasin Pal
Jab Wo khud hi Kahegi
Hai jaan Tumse Pyar He Mujhe

Love Messages

Na shikva na gila rahe aapse
Tamnna hai bas ek silsila rahe aapse
Haskar fir rona nahi chahte
Paane ki chaah nahi bas khona nahi chahte

Love Messages

Soch K Use Muskurate He Hum
Dil Ko Kahani Uski Sunate He Hum
Jab B Yaad Karte He Use
Sari Duniya Ko BhUl Jate He Hum.

Love Messages

Bin Dekhe Teri Tasveer Bana doon
Bin Mile tere haal Bata du
hai Mere Rishte me itna dum k
tere Ansho apni aankhon se Gira Du
Love you sweetheart

Timeline Romantic Yaadein Shayari -Messages In Hindi For Lover

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Yaad shayari SMS

Your Voice Shall Not Be Silenced Because
It Brings Life To My Heart,
Ur Wings Shall Not Be Broken Because Their Motion
Removes The Cloud Of Darkness From My Heart.

Yaad shayari SMS

Text Her After She Falls Asleep And Describe In Large Detail
Everything That You Adore About Her.
She ‘ll Wake Up With A Smile On Her Face.

Yaad shayari SMS

Teri Saason Mein Mil Jaye Meri Saasein,
Teri Baaton Mein Ghul Jaaye Meri Baatein
Ab To Bas Yahi Dua Hai Us Rab Se,
Teri Raaton Se Mil Jaaye Merii Raatein

Yaad shayari SMS

Yeh Kaisa Tera Pyar Hai Zaalim,
Dil Na Raha Sarkari Daftar Ban Gaya Hai,
Na Koi Kaam Kartha Hai Aur Na Koi Soch,
Na Hi Kisi Ki Baath Bhi Suntha Hai.

Yaad shayari SMS

Log Pyar Ko Deewangi Aur Ashiq Ko Deewana Kehte Hai
Deewane Hum Itne Hai Aapke,
Ki Log Aapko Shama Humein Parwana Kehte Hai