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Fool Shayari SMS

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

Fool Shayari SMS

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga

Fool Shayari SMS

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line

Fool Shayari SMS

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay.

Fool Shayari SMS

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar

Fool Shayari SMS

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath

Fool Shayari SMS

Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?
Kyoki item means maal
Maal means paisa
Paisa means laxmi
Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai
“Rishta vahi soch nai

Fool Shayari SMS

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori………….
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori……….
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli…….”I hate love story ”

Fool Shayari SMS

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye.

Fool Shayari SMS

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They

Fool Shayari SMS

dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi
pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda ye pyar hi hai
ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi

Fool Shayari SMS

AAPKI Dosti Me Kuch Aisi Bat Hai, cute sms hindi
Har Waqt aapki Yaad
Mere Sath Hai.
Dil Chahta Hai aapko aapse Chura Lu,
Par Mummy Kehti Hai Chori Karna Buri Baat hai.

Fool Shayari SMS

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: ” I love u more
than an electron wants to attract proton .
Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa
face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun
or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.

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Funny Jokes in Hindi

?Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di…
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi…
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi..
Mujhko Aisa Dard Mila
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi!!
Fir bhi Khush Hun Q ki
Mujhe Us Se Koi Gila Nahi.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Girl -” Tum kya kar rahe ho
Boy:” Macchar
Girl:” Abhi tk kitne maare??
Boy:” pure 5 ( 3 Female 2 male)
Girl:” Male Female kaise pata chala ??
.
.
.
Boy:” unme se 3 mirror or 2 bear ke pass bithi thi
Ek Buddha ek ladki se tak ra gaya
Buddha : sorry
Ladki : Andha hai kya ? dikhta nahi h
Ladki Jaise hi aage Badi ek handsom sa ladka takra gaya
Ladka : sorry
Ladki : it’s ok
Buddha ladki se : mere sorry ki spelling galat thi kya

Funny Jokes in Hindi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li cute sms hindi
Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
par Mom – dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Chand Ko Apne Noor Pe Guroor Hai,
Himesh Ko Apni Topi Ka Suroor Hai..
Mujhe Bhi Apne Pe Guroor Hai,
Kyuki Mere Paas Bhi Free K Msg Padhnewala Langur Hai

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the?

Train ruki
khidaki khuli
nazron se nazrien mili or
aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch dedo baba

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.
Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u
Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..
konsi movie dekhi?
Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI

Funny Jokes in Hindi

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
.
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
.
BOY- sir bataiye na
.
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
.
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

2 Brilliant MindS
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
haan rehne do Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Howa Hy.