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Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Ek kanjoosh ko bijali ka karant lag gaya
biwi : aap thik toh ho na
paltu ki baat chod meeter dekh kar bata
unit kitna bada

Doctor: taai amma tumhe esi dawa duga
jise khakar tum phir se jawan ho jaugi
taai : na beta esa mt krna warna meri painson band ho jayegi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayal aata hai
jab tujhe 10:30 baje hi neend ajati hai
toh tera whatsapp last seen 2AM
kyu dikahata hai

Subha shaam tumhari yaad aati hai
saari raat jagati hai
karne ko kar le caal tumhe
par customar vare ki ladki hai
jo baar baar balance lo batati hai

Ladka : ladki se tumhari shirt fati hai
ladki : tum nhi smajhoge aaj kal ka fashion hai
ladka : sahi hai yaar tum khud fado toh fashion
aur saala hum fdaade toh sidha police station

premika : jaanu tum hafte me kitni baar save karte ho
premi : me toh din 20-30 baar save karta hu
premika : pagal ho
premi : mei toh naai hu

pati  tumhari ye roj roj ki nayi nayi farmisho se
me atamhatya kar lunga
patni : aap bhi rula ke hi maanoge
chalo ab ek achi si safed saddi dildo
nhi toh terahvi pr kya pehnugi

Banta ne hazammat ki dukan kholi
santa shve karne aaya
banta : mooch rakhni hai
santa :ha
banta : mooch kaat kar le rakh le jahan rakhni h

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Funny Jokes in Hindi

?Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di…
Kyonki,
Ladki kunwari thi…
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi..
Mujhko Aisa Dard Mila
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi!!
Fir bhi Khush Hun Q ki
Mujhe Us Se Koi Gila Nahi.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Girl -” Tum kya kar rahe ho
Boy:” Macchar
Girl:” Abhi tk kitne maare??
Boy:” pure 5 ( 3 Female 2 male)
Girl:” Male Female kaise pata chala ??
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.
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Boy:” unme se 3 mirror or 2 bear ke pass bithi thi
Ek Buddha ek ladki se tak ra gaya
Buddha : sorry
Ladki : Andha hai kya ? dikhta nahi h
Ladki Jaise hi aage Badi ek handsom sa ladka takra gaya
Ladka : sorry
Ladki : it’s ok
Buddha ladki se : mere sorry ki spelling galat thi kya

Funny Jokes in Hindi

1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li cute sms hindi
Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
par Mom – dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Chand Ko Apne Noor Pe Guroor Hai,
Himesh Ko Apni Topi Ka Suroor Hai..
Mujhe Bhi Apne Pe Guroor Hai,
Kyuki Mere Paas Bhi Free K Msg Padhnewala Langur Hai

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the?

Train ruki
khidaki khuli
nazron se nazrien mili or
aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch dedo baba

Funny Jokes in Hindi

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend.
Boy: hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of u….miss u
Girl: awww.. even i miss u 2..
konsi movie dekhi?
Boy: Ek thi Daayan!:-

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI

Funny Jokes in Hindi

BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING”
.
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
.
BOY- sir bataiye na
.
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
.
BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

2 Brilliant MindS
Pathan & Sardar
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
haan rehne do Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Howa Hy.