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Most Popular Very Funny Jokes For Girls & Boys In Hindi

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Girl: papa ek Important baat thi
Father:bolo
Girl: mei ek ladke se pyar karti hu
par wo America me rehta hai
* website me hamari jaan -pechaan hui
* Facebook me dosti hui
*Skype me usne mujhe propose kiya
* Whatsapp me hum log do mahine
se pyar kar rahe hai

Father : really
toh ab
* Twitter me shaadi karo
* Make my trip me hunnymoon karo
* Flip kart se baccha mangwalo
* Gmail me receive karlo
Last me
* Agar Husband acha na lage toh Olx me sell kar do

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar
Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
.
Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai
Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.
Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki
mousam hai ya Fashion Show
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.
Modern Funny Shayari –
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

 

Sunny Leone ; Meri Movie Ne 2014 Me Kamai Ke,
Saare Record Tod Diye.
Amir Khan : Accha Kon Si Movie Ne?
Sunny Leone : Pk!!
Amir Khan : Sasuri Tu Pk Me Kha Thi.?
Sunny Leone : Dancing Car Me.

Timeline Funny Jokes & Poem In Hindi For Messages,SMS

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Funny Poem

Kya Msg Msg krti hai,
kyun Msg pe tu marti hai.
Ik bat muje batla de tu,
ApNa Package q nahi karti hai,
kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi
mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri
msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,
mobile tere is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,
jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai teri
Paise bacha ke msg ke kya lagaye gi tu rehrhi
Main barish kar doon msg ki
eid ho jaye terijaye teri

 

Funny Jokes

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain,
Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?
2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?
4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

 

Timeline Girls & Boys Very Funny Romantic Shayari-SMS In Hindi

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Girlfriend Funny Jokes

I told her:
If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.
Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki…
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girl to Baba: If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba: Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl: Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka
‘TRY’ to har 1 ko karungi.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Boy on a date in his BMW car.
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai..
GF: kya?
BF: I m alrdy mrried!
GF: Tumne toh dara hi diya tha..
maie samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??
Acha aur 6 Aaya To
.
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..
jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?
reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,
mujhe jawab chahiye..

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.