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Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Lot-pot Jokes SMS Messages

Ek kanjoosh ko bijali ka karant lag gaya
biwi : aap thik toh ho na
paltu ki baat chod meeter dekh kar bata
unit kitna bada

Doctor: taai amma tumhe esi dawa duga
jise khakar tum phir se jawan ho jaugi
taai : na beta esa mt krna warna meri painson band ho jayegi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayal aata hai
jab tujhe 10:30 baje hi neend ajati hai
toh tera whatsapp last seen 2AM
kyu dikahata hai

Subha shaam tumhari yaad aati hai
saari raat jagati hai
karne ko kar le caal tumhe
par customar vare ki ladki hai
jo baar baar balance lo batati hai

Ladka : ladki se tumhari shirt fati hai
ladki : tum nhi smajhoge aaj kal ka fashion hai
ladka : sahi hai yaar tum khud fado toh fashion
aur saala hum fdaade toh sidha police station

premika : jaanu tum hafte me kitni baar save karte ho
premi : me toh din 20-30 baar save karta hu
premika : pagal ho
premi : mei toh naai hu

pati  tumhari ye roj roj ki nayi nayi farmisho se
me atamhatya kar lunga
patni : aap bhi rula ke hi maanoge
chalo ab ek achi si safed saddi dildo
nhi toh terahvi pr kya pehnugi

Banta ne hazammat ki dukan kholi
santa shve karne aaya
banta : mooch rakhni hai
santa :ha
banta : mooch kaat kar le rakh le jahan rakhni h

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Bhikari: kuch khane ko dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : roti dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : leaao tamatar hi dedo
sanat ki mother : ye totla hai hai keh raha hai
kamakar khao

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK

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Jokes

Angry Boss : Tumne Kabhi ullu Dekha Hai?
Executive (sar Jhukate hue): Nahin Sir
Boss : Niche Kya dekh Rahe ho ? Meri Taraf dekho.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaya Liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Soucha tha ke usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi

Naukrani : malkin aap udaas kion hain
malkin : mjhey pata chala hai ki
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hai office main
naukrani : nahi
sahab mujhe dhoka nahi dai saktey

Ek pathan cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
aurat se takra betha
aurat chilla kar boli
“break nahimaar sakty thy kya
pathan herat se..
pora cycle mar diya abhi break mar kar kya faida

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery
ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati
pasand nahi karte!

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya
ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri,
wo to mein jawani me thi!

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Ek teacher ne bache se pucha
school kya hai??bacche ne jawab diya
school wob jagah hai jahan par
hamare papa ko luta jata hai
aur hume kuta jata hai