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Munna Bhai Funny Jokes-Messages

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Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye

Kismat ruth gai dil ke tar tut gaye
wo b ruth gaye sapne b tut gaye .
Khajane me tha sirf do anshu .
Jab yaad unki aai to wo b lut Gaye..

Kabhi kabhi gussa
muskrahat se zyada special hota hain
bcoz smile to sab ke liye hote hain
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte

Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai.

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa.

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ? ❓
Apun bola NARAK ! :!!
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai…
Bina sui ka injection lene ka.

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?

 

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Bhikari: kuch khane ko dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : roti dedo
santa : tamatar khao
bhikari : leaao tamatar hi dedo
sanat ki mother : ye totla hai hai keh raha hai
kamakar khao

Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK

Happy Mother,s Day Latest Best Wishes

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Mother’s Day

Dastan mere laad pyar ki bas
ek hasti ke gird ghoomti hai
pyar Jannat se is liye hay mujhe
ye meri maa ke qadam humti hai

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaye
jisko nigaaho me bithaya jaye
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ke
wo agrar udaas ho to humsenhi muskuraya na jaye

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam
maa ko hazaron salaam
karde fida zindagi
aaye jo bachon ke kaam

Manjil dur aur safar bohut hai
chhoti si jindagi ki fikar bohut hai
maar daalti hai ye duniya kab ki hume
lekin maa ki duaon me asar bohut hai

Maa ki mumta kaun bhulaye,
Kaun bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataun kaise ji rahae hum,
Tu toh baitee pardesh mein,
Gale tujhe kaise lagaun,
Lekin bhej raha hae pyaar ish sms mein,
Tera betta meri pyari maa…

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Happy Eid

 

Bhej kar card dilse yaad kiya hai
phir na kahna ke maine bhula diya hai
na koi bahana tumhara hoga
dekh kar card hamara ,aapko muskrana hoga

Happy Eid

maoshm mast hai
mahol jabrdast hai
eid ki tayariyo me sab vayst hai
soucha tha call kar du par is rut ki
saari line vyast hai

Happy Eid

sada haste raho jaise haste hai phool
duniya ke saare gum aapko jaye bhool
charo taraf falo khusiyo ka geet
esi ummid ke sath yaar tumhe mubarak ho eid

Happy Eid

ey chand unko mera paigaam kehna
khusi ka din aur hasi ki dham kehna
jab wo dekhe bhar aake,unko mubarak ho
ramjan kehna

Happy Eid

Dil toota to shikayat kroge aap,
Hum jo chale gaye to yaad karoge aap,
Aaj kaihte ho waqt nahi hai hamare liye,
Ek din hamare liye waqt se fariyaad kroge aap

Happy Eid

Kabhi aaine pr likha tuje……,
kabhi aasuo se mita diyaa…..a,
kabhi khat sumj kr phda tuje…. ,
kbahi dairy m chipa diya…,
ek pal bhi tu mujse hota nhi h juda
ay khuda ay khuda ay khuda ay khudaaaaaa.

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Funny Love Shayari

Raat din dil tere khayaalo mein khoya rehta hoon.
Raat ko neend nahi aati par din mein soya rehta hoon.
Man hi man mein tere sapne sanjone laga hoon,
Jab se dekha hai tujhe tab se bas tera hone laga hoon

Funny Love Shayari

Mehfil main baithe hain aur es baat ka ailaan karte hain
Ki hum apni jaan par bahut marte hain
Ussi ke liye hum jeeti hoyi baaji bhi harte hain
aur kisi baat ka dar nai lagta
Par use khone se hum har pal darte hain.

Class me top na karo-

Warna log tumse jalne lagege
Hamesha late class me jao –
Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega..
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai ,
Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke “2” marks se
to izzat ke “0” acche hai

Public Toilet Me

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Saath Wale
Toilet Se Aawaz aayi: kyaHaal Hai Yaar?
Wo Ghabra Ke Bola: Fine! Theek Hun!
Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hun!
Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi Tumhare Paas?
Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na. Main Boht Busy Hun! Then Aawaz aayi:
Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata Nhi Kon kamina
Dusrey Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai