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New Comedy Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi

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Girlfriend to boyfriend : I am pregnant!!
boyfriend: ru sure dat its mine ?
Grlfriend starts crying and say:
yaar saab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaa

Ek Murga ek murgi ke piche bhag raha tha achanak
murgi car ke niche aa kar mar gai ……
murga : lagta he desi thi jaan de di par izzat bacha li..

Pahli najar me laga ki wo meri hai
uski ankhe samundr se gahri hai
propose kar kar ke thak gaya
tab pata chala ki wo to baheri hai

Teacher: semester system ke fayde batao?
cheddi : sir faayde kaa toh pata nahi,l
lekin beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai.

Santa ki amma mar gayi-
1admi bola
Amma mujhe b lejati
2-4 or bole:amma hme b le jati.
Santa:chup hojao Kuto
Amma kya
Tata-sumo krke
Gyi hai…?

O mere makhna
Meno yaad rakhna
Har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
Kise hor nal na phasna,
Bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Mother: tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: main yeh dekhna chahta hoon
ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Boy: tujhko kya bhejon?
Barish ki pehli boond?
Aasman ka sab se roshan tara?
Shakh pe khila surkh gulab?
Muthi main qaid ik jugnu?
Honton pe saji ek khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon ka ik khuaab?
Girl: mujhe bas 5 kilo cheeni bhejdo.

Santa jub b wash room jata to darwaza khol ke jata
Banta-aisa kyu
Santa-muje shak he ke darwaze ke niche wale
Surakh se mujhe koi dekhta he

Akbar: kal maine sapna dekha k
tum gobar me gir gaye aur mein shehad
(honey) me!birbal: ji maharaj! Fir
mai apko chatne lga aur aap mujhe!

Santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
Me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
Se ulta pehn rakha hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy friend:darling,i love u.
Girlfriend:kutte ke bache….
Boyfriend:kya!
Girlfriend:kitne cute hote hain na.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sardar 1- train me yaar raat bhar neend
nahi aayi Upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- to exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

Wife-aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Husband-tum be to kitni moti ho gayi ho
Wife-me to maa ban ne wali hu
Husband-me be to baap ban ne wala hu
5 days, 23 hours ago by via web

Santa ka dhaba !
Customer: mere soup me makhi
doob kar mari padi hai.
Santa: to kya karu, dhaba chalau
ya inhe tairna sikhau

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki bv k paas aaya or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Bv:mujhe koi etraz nahi
Qabrastan walon se pooch lo..->

Snta ki chappal chori ho gyi
Wo qabristan paucha or waha baith k kehne laga
Chor ko kaha dhundne jaye ek na 1 din to yaha ayega hi..

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana
phir use class room me udha de
jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de
bas ladki fas gai

Santa angoor bech rha tha magar keh rha tha
“aalu le lo aalu”
Banta: ye to angoor he
Santa: chup ho ja warna makkhiya sun legi

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Girl: papa ek Important baat thi
Father:bolo
Girl: mei ek ladke se pyar karti hu
par wo America me rehta hai
* website me hamari jaan -pechaan hui
* Facebook me dosti hui
*Skype me usne mujhe propose kiya
* Whatsapp me hum log do mahine
se pyar kar rahe hai

Father : really
toh ab
* Twitter me shaadi karo
* Make my trip me hunnymoon karo
* Flip kart se baccha mangwalo
* Gmail me receive karlo
Last me
* Agar Husband acha na lage toh Olx me sell kar do

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar
Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
.
Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai
Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.
Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki
mousam hai ya Fashion Show
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.
Modern Funny Shayari –
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

 

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Saare Record Tod Diye.
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