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Kids Funny Jokes-Messages In Hindi

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Machhar aur makkhhi ki ho gayi shadi
pehli hi raat machhar ki ho gayi barbad
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai
makkhi raat ko good night laga kar soti

Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par Baithi Thi,
Dusri Ne Kaha Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nahi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Kahrida Hai..!

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui ,
Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To
dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola “Yaar Teri bhabhi
ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai”.

Teacher :santa btao M for kya hota hain
santa : sir Mother
Teacher thik hain ab btao W for Kya hota Hain
santa : kya souch rahe ho
santa : sir maa ulti kasie hogi
Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.
Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate hai.

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Nasbandi team worker visits village again…..
VILLAGER – Arre kamino, palhe aaye they to line kaat gaye,
ab kya meter ukhar ke le jaoge..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

1 ladki ne weighing machine mein
coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu
rakh sikke main dalunga!

1980 me Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1990 Apni religion ki ladki se
2000 Pasand ki ladki se
2010 Ladki se hi karna

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Funny Shayari-Messages In Hindi

Funny Shayari-Messages In Hindi  : Holidays Summer is upon us, now how to have fun with their friends how they waged or upset because the school does not go to the trouble of finding and not so everyday, so it does not have to take tension, and picking up the phone to send funny poetry you all the way to your friend

Koun kambhakt kehta hai ladke souchte kam hai
ladki ek baar muskura de toh dekho
sherwani ke rang se lekar baccho ke naam tak souch lete h

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya
Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari

Radha rani bade MOOD mein,
aakar sabse boli.
apni pyari MISS Renu ki,
aaj uthegi doli.
Rita Neeta saath sabhi ke,
Renu ke ghar aayin.
khadi dekh Renu ko yun hi,
kuchh bhi samajh bhi na paayin.
rahin sochati badi der tak,
yaad tabhi kuchh aaya.
Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur
nirala mizaj hai
Faraz, Ladki K Liye
“KFC ka GINGER”
Aur Doston k Liye
“Middle Finger

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah…
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki
koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu.

YADGAAR DATE”
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.