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Kids Funny Jokes-Messages In Hindi

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Machhar aur makkhhi ki ho gayi shadi
pehli hi raat machhar ki ho gayi barbad
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai
makkhi raat ko good night laga kar soti

Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par Baithi Thi,
Dusri Ne Kaha Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nahi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Kahrida Hai..!

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui ,
Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To
dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola “Yaar Teri bhabhi
ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai”.

Teacher :santa btao M for kya hota hain
santa : sir Mother
Teacher thik hain ab btao W for Kya hota Hain
santa : kya souch rahe ho
santa : sir maa ulti kasie hogi
Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.
Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate hai.

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Nasbandi team worker visits village again…..
VILLAGER – Arre kamino, palhe aaye they to line kaat gaye,
ab kya meter ukhar ke le jaoge..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

1 ladki ne weighing machine mein
coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu
rakh sikke main dalunga!

1980 me Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1990 Apni religion ki ladki se
2000 Pasand ki ladki se
2010 Ladki se hi karna

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

Animals Funny Jokes-Messages In Hindi

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3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar
kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.
Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut
koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti
hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi esi
gadhe se kar dunga.Bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathi ke kaan mein
kuch kaha toh hathi behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main
tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

Ek baar chitti hathi ke upar baith kar ja rahi thi
rashte me kacha pul aata hai,usko dekhar chitti boli
janu crosh kar loge ya me utru

teen chitti rashte me baithkar baate kar rahi thi
ki hathi us rashte se ja raha tha
wahan baithi ek chitti hathi se boli oye hathi mujhse
kushti ladoge
waki chitti: are rehnedo yaar bechara akela hai

Teacher: “Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao
jo pani mein rehte hain..”

Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister…

Ek kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu
insanon ki moat maray ga.

Guruji – Beta Bhains ko doodh piya kar,
bado aadmi ban jayego
Student- Guruji agar, bhains ko doodh pine se
hi jo koi bado aadmi ban jaave tau bhains ka
bachha aaj collector hoto