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Holiday Funny SMS-Messages

Ladka : tum ladkiya itni khubsurat kyuon ho
ladki : kyuki bhagwaan ne hume apne hathon se banya hai
ladka: le bolo toh es rahi hame toh majduro ko dheke pr diya tha

Teacher : samundar me agar nibu ka ped ho toh tum nibu kaise todoge
santa : sir chiddiyan ban kar
Teacher : tujhe insaan se chiddiyan kya tera baap banyega
santa : toh samunder me ped kya tera baap lagayega

Teacher : I Love U Ka abiskar kisne kiya
student : china ne
teacher : wo kaise
student : kyuoki iski na koi garanti na varanti
chale toh chand tak na chale toh shaam tak

Chitti auto me baithi aur ek pair bahar rakha
auto driver : mam pair ander karlo
chiiti nhi rashte me haathi mile use laat marni hai
saala kal mujhe aankh maar raha tha

 

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Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye

Esi Vaani boliye sabse jhagda hoye
par usko na boliye jo aapse tagada hoye

AAj kare so kaal kar,kaal kare so parso
itni bhi kya jaldi hai,abhi jina hai barso

Padne se number mile toh me padhu 100 baar
isse toh acha nakal bhali ho jaye udhaar

Pasand aaye toh like karo
nahi toh diyo thukarye
jaise bhi ban pade humne toh diye banaye

aaya khatra dekh ke ganje tu kyu roye
kuch bhi musibat aaye tera baal na banka hoye

Ruka katara dekh ke diya driver roye
kitne bhi dhakke maar lo,start kabhi na hoye

Hulaad kale rang par rang chade na koye
lax lagakar ashwin tendular na houe

Hulaad kehani khaiye isse kashi hoye
phir us ghar me raat ko chor ghuse na koye

Budha bola veer ras mujhse pada na jaye
kahi daat ka set hi niche na gir jaye

Neta ko kehta gadha, sharm na tujhko aaye
kahin gadha is baat ka bura na maan jaye

Karja deta mitra ko wo murkh kehlaye
mahamurkh wo yaar hai jo paise lotye

 

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Angry Boss : Tumne Kabhi ullu Dekha Hai?
Executive (sar Jhukate hue): Nahin Sir
Boss : Niche Kya dekh Rahe ho ? Meri Taraf dekho.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaya Liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Soucha tha ke usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi

Naukrani : malkin aap udaas kion hain
malkin : mjhey pata chala hai ki
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hai office main
naukrani : nahi
sahab mujhe dhoka nahi dai saktey

Ek pathan cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
aurat se takra betha
aurat chilla kar boli
“break nahimaar sakty thy kya
pathan herat se..
pora cycle mar diya abhi break mar kar kya faida

1 Ko girlfriend Naraz Thi,
2 Ko shadi ke liye tayar Thi,
3 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
4 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
5 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat Thi.

Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery
ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati
pasand nahi karte!

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya
ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri,
wo to mein jawani me thi!

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Ek teacher ne bache se pucha
school kya hai??bacche ne jawab diya
school wob jagah hai jahan par
hamare papa ko luta jata hai
aur hume kuta jata hai

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It’S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It’S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)
Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega

Police (chor se): Waada karo aage
se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon,
Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”

Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke
bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko
dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!

Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri Talak houa tou
Tumhara 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! Kaisey ?
Doosri shrma k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
maangney AA jatey hAin…!

Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..

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Girlfriend to boyfriend : I am pregnant!!
boyfriend: ru sure dat its mine ?
Grlfriend starts crying and say:
yaar saab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaa

Ek Murga ek murgi ke piche bhag raha tha achanak
murgi car ke niche aa kar mar gai ……
murga : lagta he desi thi jaan de di par izzat bacha li..

Pahli najar me laga ki wo meri hai
uski ankhe samundr se gahri hai
propose kar kar ke thak gaya
tab pata chala ki wo to baheri hai

Teacher: semester system ke fayde batao?
cheddi : sir faayde kaa toh pata nahi,l
lekin beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai.

Santa ki amma mar gayi-
1admi bola
Amma mujhe b lejati
2-4 or bole:amma hme b le jati.
Santa:chup hojao Kuto
Amma kya
Tata-sumo krke
Gyi hai…?

O mere makhna
Meno yaad rakhna
Har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
Kise hor nal na phasna,
Bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Mother: tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: main yeh dekhna chahta hoon
ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Boy: tujhko kya bhejon?
Barish ki pehli boond?
Aasman ka sab se roshan tara?
Shakh pe khila surkh gulab?
Muthi main qaid ik jugnu?
Honton pe saji ek khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon ka ik khuaab?
Girl: mujhe bas 5 kilo cheeni bhejdo.

Santa jub b wash room jata to darwaza khol ke jata
Banta-aisa kyu
Santa-muje shak he ke darwaze ke niche wale
Surakh se mujhe koi dekhta he

Akbar: kal maine sapna dekha k
tum gobar me gir gaye aur mein shehad
(honey) me!birbal: ji maharaj! Fir
mai apko chatne lga aur aap mujhe!

Santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
Me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
Se ulta pehn rakha hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy friend:darling,i love u.
Girlfriend:kutte ke bache….
Boyfriend:kya!
Girlfriend:kitne cute hote hain na.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sardar 1- train me yaar raat bhar neend
nahi aayi Upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- to exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

Wife-aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Husband-tum be to kitni moti ho gayi ho
Wife-me to maa ban ne wali hu
Husband-me be to baap ban ne wala hu
5 days, 23 hours ago by via web

Santa ka dhaba !
Customer: mere soup me makhi
doob kar mari padi hai.
Santa: to kya karu, dhaba chalau
ya inhe tairna sikhau

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki bv k paas aaya or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Bv:mujhe koi etraz nahi
Qabrastan walon se pooch lo..->

Snta ki chappal chori ho gyi
Wo qabristan paucha or waha baith k kehne laga
Chor ko kaha dhundne jaye ek na 1 din to yaha ayega hi..

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana
phir use class room me udha de
jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de
bas ladki fas gai

Santa angoor bech rha tha magar keh rha tha
“aalu le lo aalu”
Banta: ye to angoor he
Santa: chup ho ja warna makkhiya sun legi

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Lalu searching, these keywords on yahoo search engine
how to control a wife..
yahoo search result:
good morning, sir..!
even we are searching too…

Girl: iss dress ka kya price hai..?
lalu(shopkeeper): sirf 10 kiss.
girl: aur uss dress ka..?
lalu: 20 kiss.
girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi..!!

Jor se chali hawa aur udd gaya lalu phir,
phir, phir ruk gai hawa aur gir gaya lalu.

Pati aur patni me jabardast jhagda ho gaya….
pati – tu saali kutti……..
patni – tu saala kutta……..
lalu (bachha) – ha ha …hum saale pilley

Abhi oye tera ek daat
neela kaise ho gaya ?
cheedi yaar mein ink lagayi hai.
abhi woh kyon ?
cheedi kyon ki aaj kal blue tooth ka jamana hai..

Rabari ask Lalu suniyeji dahi jamane ko
english me kya kahate hai?
lalu – milk was sleepin in the nightwa,
early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

Question 1 – In which battle did tipu sultan died ?
ans.- in his last battle.
Question 2- What is the main reason for divorce ?.
ans.- marriage.
Question 3 – Ganga flows in which state ?
ans.- in liquid state.
Question 4- When was mahatma gandhi born?
ans.- on his birthday

Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par
English Girl – Oh ! So Cute .
Muslim Girl – Allah ! Kitna Khoob surat Hai
Sikh Girl – Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai
Haryanvi Girl – Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa

Daughter: mom aaj ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
mom: tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
daughter: mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…