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Girlfriend : Es Week roj shopping karenge
next week roj movie dekhenge
boyfriend : uske agle week roj mandir jayenge
girlfriend : kyu
Boyfriend : bhik mangne

Wife : Agar me marr Jau to tum kya karoge
husband ; shayad me bhi marr jaunga
wife : kyon
husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janleva hoti hain

Wife : batao me tumhekitni achi lagti hu
husband ; bhut jada
wife : fir bhi batao kitni
husband; itni ki dil karta hain tere jaisi 1 aur lelu

Sun & Wife kya diffrence hai
bahut hi aasan hain aap dono ke
samne hi gur-gur ke nahi dekh sakte

Wife : kuch saal pehle mera figure pepsi ki bottle ki tarah tha
husband : wo to ab bhi hain phle bottle 300ml ki thi
ab bottle 2ltr ki hogyi hain

Patni : ye kya hain ji aap roz subah mere muhh pe pani kyu dalte ho
pati kyon ki mujhe tere baap ne kaha tha ki
meri beti phool si najuk hain ise kbhi murjhane mt dena

 

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Husband & wife Jokes

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu
kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na..plzzz

Husband & wife Jokes

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo….!!!!draupati k 5 pati the….
pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..
frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh
kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

Husband & wife Jokes

pati prawachan sun k aya aur
patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance
krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai
apkna dukh khud uthana chahiye.

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pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
patni-kya?
pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat
mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha.

Husband & wife Jokes

shadi ki mauk pr dulha dulhan ki
mang sindur bharne laga to
ek bola -yaar, ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye
yani dunhan dulhe ki mang mai sindur bhare.
dusara bola-agar aisa hua to duniya k sare
takle kuware hi reh jayenge

Husband & wife Jokes

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai
ek pati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
patni ko bahut gussa ata tha
ek din jaise hi pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
patni ne turant jwab diya bolo- 2 bacho k papa..

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Husband-Wife Jokes

Kuware sochte hai ke shadishuda achhe hai
Shadishuda sochte hai ke kuware achhe hai
Fark sirf itna hai ki..
Shadishuda din mein sochte hai aur kuware raat ko..

Husband-Wife Jokes

Suhag raat ko dulha bola:
Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe
le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao,
phir decide karungi.

Husband-Wife Jokes

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi
ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. =
Maza aa jayega Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi
Aur hum dance karte karte
apne ghar vapas ayenge

Husband-Wife Jokes

SANTA ki biwi ne Frying pan uthakar
Santa ke sir pr de maari
SANTA – “kyon mara
WIFE – “Tumahari dairy me kisi basanti ka
naam likha hai koun hai ye basanti
SANTA – “kal race me meine jis ghodi par
Daav lagya uska naam hai
WIFE – “Ok i am sorry”
Agale din santa ki biwi ne phir mara.
SANTA – “ab kyu mara?”
WIFE – “Tumhari godhi ka phon aaya hai
JAAKAR UTHA LO !!!”

 

Husband-Wife Jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months

 

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.