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Na tu shayar hain na shayar ka bhatija hai
na tu shayar hai na tu shayar ka bhatija hai
tu mere pati ke manoranjan ka natija hain

Jitne channel TV ke
utne Nakhre Biwi Ke
TV chalta hain remote se
Biwi chalti Hai note Se

Hum ladke har kaam me kamal karde
jo wada kre wo pura hr hal me karde
kya jrurat hai ldkiyo ko Lipstick lagne ki
hamse khe ham chum-2 kar hi laal karde

Pyaar kare ki ek reet hain
pyar ka dusra naam hi reet hain
isliye try karo har ladki par
kyuki darr ke aage jeet hain

Na jane kab koi taara toot jaaye
na jaane kab koi aansu aankho se nikal jaye
kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaye

Jindagi apni masti me jiya karo
ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo
tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do
ishq aur gilfriend ko mujh par chod do

Fida hu uski chaal par
uske bolne ki taal par
chahe tamacha lage gaal par
bol deta hu sare jahan se
nazar mat daalna mere maal par

Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao
agar kuch bhi nahi hota
DON’T WoRRY
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jao

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do
ho gayi to use khone mat do
aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do

har doori mitani padthi hai
har baat btani padhti hai
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai
aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai

Arz kiya hain dil logi ya jaan logi
wha wah dil logi ya jaan logi wah wah
meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi

Badal garaz shor ke sath
barish hui zor ke sath
zra dhayan rakhna apni girlfriend ka
kahin bhag na jaye kisi aur ke sath

Arj kiya haiyu na kisi ke dil se khelo
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to
phone bechkar radio hi lelo

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Husband & wife Jokes

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu
kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.
pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na..plzzz

Husband & wife Jokes

pati-raja dashrath ki 3 patni thi..
patni-to?
pati-to mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni-soch lo….!!!!draupati k 5 pati the….
pati-mai apni biwi ko B.A phir M.A phir Ph.d karwaunga
ushko ek achi se job dilwaunga..
frnd-phir koi acha sa ladka dhundh
kr ushki shaadi bhi krwa dena.

Husband & wife Jokes

pati prawachan sun k aya aur
patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance
krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai
apkna dukh khud uthana chahiye.

Husband & wife Jokes

pati- maine aj ek sapna dekha?
patni-kya?
pati-ki tm kise se pyar kr rahi ho.
patni-kya tmne use pehchana?
pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat
mai bina chasma k hi so gaya tha.

Husband & wife Jokes

shadi ki mauk pr dulha dulhan ki
mang sindur bharne laga to
ek bola -yaar, ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye
yani dunhan dulhe ki mang mai sindur bhare.
dusara bola-agar aisa hua to duniya k sare
takle kuware hi reh jayenge

Husband & wife Jokes

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai
ek pati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
patni ko bahut gussa ata tha
ek din jaise hi pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
patni ne turant jwab diya bolo- 2 bacho k papa..

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Tasveer banai par aksh na mila

dil ki kitab ko koi shaks na mila

har din yaad karte rahe hum jisko

bas ek hame yaad karne ka hi usko waqt na mila

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Teri Muskurahat meri shan hai

teri khusi meri jaan hai

kuch bhi nahi meri jindagi bas

itna samjh le ki tera dost hona

hi meri pehchan hai

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Palko ki zid hai aapse rista banane ki

aapko zid hai agar hume bhulane ki

to hume bhi zid hai aapko apni yaad dilane ki

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Har lafz ka ek matlab hata hai

har matlab me fark hota hai

sab kehte hai ki hum bohut haste hai

lekin hasne walo ke dil me hi dard hota hai

 

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Muskan Ban Jata Hai Koi,

Dil Ki Dhadkan Ban Jata Hai Koi,

Kaise Jiye Ek Pal Bhi Un Ke Bin,

Jab Zindgi Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jata Hai Koi.

 

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskra K,

Kisi Ko Dhoka na Do Apna Bana K,

Kar lo yaad Jab Tak Hum Zinda hai,

Fir na Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Me Yade basa ke

Romantic Beautiful SMS

Ek haseen pal ki zaroorat hai hume.

Beete hue kal ki zarurat h hume.

Sara jamana ruth gaya humse.

jo kabhi na ruthe aise dost ki zarurat hai hume.