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Girlfriend : Es Week roj shopping karenge
next week roj movie dekhenge
boyfriend : uske agle week roj mandir jayenge
girlfriend : kyu
Boyfriend : bhik mangne

Wife : Agar me marr Jau to tum kya karoge
husband ; shayad me bhi marr jaunga
wife : kyon
husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi janleva hoti hain

Wife : batao me tumhekitni achi lagti hu
husband ; bhut jada
wife : fir bhi batao kitni
husband; itni ki dil karta hain tere jaisi 1 aur lelu

Sun & Wife kya diffrence hai
bahut hi aasan hain aap dono ke
samne hi gur-gur ke nahi dekh sakte

Wife : kuch saal pehle mera figure pepsi ki bottle ki tarah tha
husband : wo to ab bhi hain phle bottle 300ml ki thi
ab bottle 2ltr ki hogyi hain

Patni : ye kya hain ji aap roz subah mere muhh pe pani kyu dalte ho
pati kyon ki mujhe tere baap ne kaha tha ki
meri beti phool si najuk hain ise kbhi murjhane mt dena

 

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Na tu shayar hain na shayar ka bhatija hai
na tu shayar hai na tu shayar ka bhatija hai
tu mere pati ke manoranjan ka natija hain

Jitne channel TV ke
utne Nakhre Biwi Ke
TV chalta hain remote se
Biwi chalti Hai note Se

Hum ladke har kaam me kamal karde
jo wada kre wo pura hr hal me karde
kya jrurat hai ldkiyo ko Lipstick lagne ki
hamse khe ham chum-2 kar hi laal karde

Pyaar kare ki ek reet hain
pyar ka dusra naam hi reet hain
isliye try karo har ladki par
kyuki darr ke aage jeet hain

Na jane kab koi taara toot jaaye
na jaane kab koi aansu aankho se nikal jaye
kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo
na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaye

Jindagi apni masti me jiya karo
ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo
tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do
ishq aur gilfriend ko mujh par chod do

Fida hu uski chaal par
uske bolne ki taal par
chahe tamacha lage gaal par
bol deta hu sare jahan se
nazar mat daalna mere maal par

Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisi ke ho jao
agar kuch bhi nahi hota
DON’T WoRRY
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jao

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do
ho gayi to use khone mat do
aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do

har doori mitani padthi hai
har baat btani padhti hai
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai
aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai

Arz kiya hain dil logi ya jaan logi
wha wah dil logi ya jaan logi wah wah
meri jaan set hone me kitna time logi

Badal garaz shor ke sath
barish hui zor ke sath
zra dhayan rakhna apni girlfriend ka
kahin bhag na jaye kisi aur ke sath

Arj kiya haiyu na kisi ke dil se khelo
yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
jab sms hi nahi karna hai to
phone bechkar radio hi lelo

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Kuware sochte hai ke shadishuda achhe hai
Shadishuda sochte hai ke kuware achhe hai
Fark sirf itna hai ki..
Shadishuda din mein sochte hai aur kuware raat ko..

Husband-Wife Jokes

Suhag raat ko dulha bola:
Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe
le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao,
phir decide karungi.

Husband-Wife Jokes

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi
ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. =
Maza aa jayega Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi
Aur hum dance karte karte
apne ghar vapas ayenge

Husband-Wife Jokes

SANTA ki biwi ne Frying pan uthakar
Santa ke sir pr de maari
SANTA – “kyon mara
WIFE – “Tumahari dairy me kisi basanti ka
naam likha hai koun hai ye basanti
SANTA – “kal race me meine jis ghodi par
Daav lagya uska naam hai
WIFE – “Ok i am sorry”
Agale din santa ki biwi ne phir mara.
SANTA – “ab kyu mara?”
WIFE – “Tumhari godhi ka phon aaya hai
JAAKAR UTHA LO !!!”

 

Husband-Wife Jokes

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months

 

Husband-Wife Jokes

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

 

 

 

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Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum
faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata
ki bandook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

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Do abhinetao ke bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who meri mummy reh chuki hain.

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Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main
25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.
Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main
shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

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Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai.
Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

Timeline Funny SMS

Judge:-pichi baar bhi tum 500 rupyee
churaane ke ilzaam main pakde gaye the.
Chor:-huzur,500 rupyee s kitne din kaam chalaya ja sakta hai?

Timeline Funny SMS

Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke
liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai?
Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin.
Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai.

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Mareez:-doctor ,mujhe ek serious bimari hai,
main jo kuch bhi bolta hoon bhool jata hoon.
Doctor:-aapko ye bimaari kab se hai?
Mareez:-kaun si bimaari?

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Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Timeline Funny SMS

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
?
?
Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!

Timeline Funny SMS

1 dukhi Aadmi bola-Aisi zindagi se maut achi.
Achnak Yamdut aaya aur bola-“Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm h”
Aadmi-Lo Batao,
Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kar sakta.

Timeline Funny SMS

Pita : Agar tu is baar bhi fail ho gaya
toh tu mujhse papa mt kehna
kuch din baad
Pita :kya houa tere result ka
Son :sorry yaar raam prasad mai fail ho gaya

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Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bolaya Ali !
Hindu bola-jai bajrang bali-.Ek sardar bola kya Ali,Kya Bali?
Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali

Timeline Funny SMS

1 shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.
1 din pujaari ne SHIV ke jagah GANESH murti rakhi,
Shraabi aya dekha bola- Chhotu papa se bolna main aya tha.

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Premika: Aisa Letter Likh Sajna, Meri Umar Beet Jaye Padhne Me….
Premi:(!=!0!>XE~?1!!:E’&A?>#^^E”!$>,’>,’E=*?#:P(+>!*”@&= Le Padhle…..!

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Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,
unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya
girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho
Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.

Timeline Funny SMS

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikalu kya?
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

Timeline Funny SMS

Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti
dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli
dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Timeline Funny SMS

Kutte………kaminey………..matlabi………….dhokebaaz……….
Ullu ke pathe………besharam……..baimaan……….kapti………
Aise logo se hamesha door rehna !!

Timeline Funny SMS

Bilu MC ki hotal me- are bhai kab se wait kar raha hu,
Khana abhi tak nahi aaya?
Mc – sar khana to char din se bana rakha hai bas garam ho raha hai!!

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Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!

Timeline Funny SMS

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he he he he he ……
Kuch nahi bas tumhari sakal yaad aa gayi….
Ha ha ha ha ha!!

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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye, aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

Timeline Funny SMS

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gay

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

Timeline Funny SMS

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Timeline Funny SMS

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Timeline Funny SMS

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Timeline Funny SMS

Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

Timeline Funny SMS

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naamlikhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta.
Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam?
Bhai: Govind Puri!