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Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye

Kismat ruth gai dil ke tar tut gaye
wo b ruth gaye sapne b tut gaye .
Khajane me tha sirf do anshu .
Jab yaad unki aai to wo b lut Gaye..

Kabhi kabhi gussa
muskrahat se zyada special hota hain
bcoz smile to sab ke liye hote hain
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte

Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai.

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa.

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ? ❓
Apun bola NARAK ! :!!
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai…
Bina sui ka injection lene ka.

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?