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 Devar Bhabhi Holi SMS,Shayari

Happy Holi

Ek sharabi ki Bhabi ka dehant ho gaya,
to uske risthedaro ne usse pucha – ‘kyu bhai’
Dawa – Daaru nahi ki thi kya?
Devar Mahaseh : ‘daaru’ peekar hi to dawa dee thi.

Bhabi : waha khadi weh Ladki,
hum logo ki taraf ishare ku kar rahi h,
Devar: chup, itni jor se mat bolo,
mein kal use samjha dunga ki tum kaun ho

Ek maths teacher se uski Bhabhi ne kaha
dekho Devar ji neelu pure 17 saal ki ho gayi h
uske liye koi accha sa 20 saal ka ladka dhundo.
Devar: kaafi din dhundne ke baad 20 saal ka koi nahi mila
ek kaam karu 10-10 saal ke do dhund lu

Devar stool par khade the aur deewar par rang kar rahe the
itne mein unki Babhi ji aayi aur kehne lagi
devar ji sunte ho maine kaha brush ko majbooti se pakad lo
mein yeh stool dusre room mein lekar ja rahi hu.

Ek aurat ko vote nahi dalne diya
to weh apne Devar ko lekar chunao adhikari ke pass gayi,
jaanch padhtal ke baad pata chala ki
uss aurat ka naam marne wali list mein likh rakha h,
to weh chikhi? Mein jinda khadi hu aurr
iss par Devar ne danta,
‘jaban kyu lada rahi ho? Kya itne badhe aadmi juth bolenge’

Devar ke dair se aane par bhabi boli
‘yeh ghar aane ka waqt h’
Jaldi mujhe safai do aur sach sach btana
kitni gf h tumhari devar ji
devar shanti se: bhabi tum ek baat pehle pakki karlo
ki safai chaye ya sach baat