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Funny Jokes-SMS

She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya?
.
Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp
Mere Phone Me Hai

Funny Jokes-SMS

BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
. .
Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet chalai
hai??
.
. Girl slow ho gayi.
.
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
. Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puchraha
tha, chalai hai to bata de break kaise
lagate
hain…

 

Funny Jokes-SMS

Ravi: Yeh chaaku kyun garam rahe ho?
Rohit: Suicide karne ke liye.
Ravi: Toh phir garam karne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Rohit: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

Judwaa bachche apne kamre mein baithe the.
Ek has-has ke lot-pot ho raha tha jabki doosra udaas tha.
Baap: Itna kyun has rahe ho???
Beta: Mummy ne dono baar isi ko nehla diya

Funny Jokes-SMS

Rahul: Hum 25 bhai-behen hain
Nakul: Tere yahan family planning wale nahi aaye?
Rahul: Aaye the lekin ghar ko school samajh kar chale gaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai:
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai:
chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…

 

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Girlfriend Funny Jokes

I told her:
If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi.
Mujhe bura laga.
Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki…
toh maine jaana, wo andar se pyar karti hai

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girl to Baba: If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba: Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl: Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi,
Ho sake to kisi nek se karungi,
Lekin jab tak na milega wo nek ladka
‘TRY’ to har 1 ko karungi.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Boy on a date in his BMW car.
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai..
GF: kya?
BF: I m alrdy mrried!
GF: Tumne toh dara hi diya tha..
maie samjhi BMW tumhari nahi hai

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??
Acha aur 6 Aaya To
.
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..
jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?
reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,
mujhe jawab chahiye..

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.