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Funny Shayari-Messages In Hindi

Funny Shayari-Messages In Hindi  : Holidays Summer is upon us, now how to have fun with their friends how they waged or upset because the school does not go to the trouble of finding and not so everyday, so it does not have to take tension, and picking up the phone to send funny poetry you all the way to your friend

Koun kambhakt kehta hai ladke souchte kam hai
ladki ek baar muskura de toh dekho
sherwani ke rang se lekar baccho ke naam tak souch lete h

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya
Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari

Radha rani bade MOOD mein,
aakar sabse boli.
apni pyari MISS Renu ki,
aaj uthegi doli.
Rita Neeta saath sabhi ke,
Renu ke ghar aayin.
khadi dekh Renu ko yun hi,
kuchh bhi samajh bhi na paayin.
rahin sochati badi der tak,
yaad tabhi kuchh aaya.
Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur
nirala mizaj hai
Faraz, Ladki K Liye
“KFC ka GINGER”
Aur Doston k Liye
“Middle Finger

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah…
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki
koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu.

YADGAAR DATE”
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.

Very Funny SMS Message Shayari-Jokes

Very Funny SMS Message Shayari-Jokes : Are you searching for fun if yes, then you are right place at funtimedaily.com friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real.and note down this the more sucssesful people are always owner of funny nature. now you can check out our popular category of jokes sms in hindi

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay..

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!

Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!
Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
Sabjiwala:MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!

teacher students se : btao tum ethiash me paida hue
mahapurshon me sabse jada kisse nafrat karte ho
student : raja ram mohan roy se sir
teacher : kyu
student : unhone baal vivaha band na karwaya hota
oh aaj hum bhi biwi bache wale hote

1 sardar road pe potty kar raha tha
police ne use pakad liya jab police
le ja rahi thi toh sardar bola bhai sabut to utha lo

Boy : mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara mom kyu
boy : maine madam ko murgi kaha mom toh murgi kyu kaha
boy : kyu ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya

South ki ladki idlli dosa banati hai…
punjab ki ladki lassi banati hai….
Up ki ladki kheer banati hai
Aur BBM, whatsaap
aur facebook ki ladkiya, pagal
banati hai