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Funny SMS Messages For Fun Time

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Funny SMS Messages For Fun Time

Smile ji

Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki
Palat K Waapis Aye Toh
Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya
Kahenge ?
Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS

Mobile Aya , Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya, Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya, Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya, Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya, MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya, Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya, Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya, Sukoon Khatam
te agar tuhada “Mobile” tuhade
” Dady ” de hath aya ta tusi “Khatam.”

Kulfiwala: Kulfi Lelo Kulfi.
Boy: Ye Kulfi Kitne Ka Hai?
Kulfiwala: 5 Rupye Ka.
Boy: Ye Lo 5 Rupye.
Kulfiwala: Ye Lo Kulfi…
Based On A True Story!

Hindi Bhi ajeeb language Hai
ghadi bigad jaye toh kehte hai
band hai
Aur Laki bigad jaye toh kehte hai chaalu hai

ghar ka computer bigad jaye
toh mata pita kehte hai
bacchao ne bigada hai
aur agar bachhe bigad jaye toh
kehte hai computer ne bigada hai

sehar ka ladka gaon ki ladki patata hai
ladka : tumko whatsapp Chalana aata hai
ladki : nahi par tum chalana me piche baith jaugi

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & FriendsLove Shayari orRomantic Shayari section of this site is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought about Love and Romance called Shayari on Love. So don’t waste your beautiful thoughts and shayaris but share them with us so that world can see your thinking and truly in your way. We provide a platform where you can share your love shayaris with world and we encourage all types of love poetry in different languages like Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi etc. So, what are you waiting for, Just start posting your jove shayari. If you like any shayari you can send it to your friends. Also don’t forget to rate these shayari on love.

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

Pretty Girl

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Mana ke mujhse woh khafa rahe honge!
Ho sakta hai woh mujhe aazma rahe honge!
Hum utni hi shiddat se yaad karenge unhein!
Jitni shiddat se woh hamein bhula rahe honge.

Sun lo jo agar to ek baat kahoon,
Tere dil ko main apni kainaat kahoon,
Basa kar tujhe apni jism-o-jaan mein,
Mohabbat ko main apni hayaat kahoon.

Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne

Tumko mil jaayega mujhse behtar
Mujhko mil jaaye tumse behtar.
Par kabhi kabhi lagta hai aise
Hum ek doosre ko mil jaate th hota sabse behtar…

Sahil par khade khade humne shaam kar di,
Apna dil aur duniya aapke naam kar di,
Yeh bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe har khushi aapke naam kar di.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana,
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kish-mish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Is kadar hum apko chahte hain ki,
Duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hai.
Yun to hum sabko ullu banate hain,
Lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hain.

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna,
Mere pyar ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Muskura do zara khuda ke waaste,
Shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi toh kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.

Tere ishq ka kitna haseen ehsaas hain,
Lagta hai jaise tu har pal mere paas hai,
Mohabbat teri deewangi ban chuki hai meri,
Ab zindagi ki aarzoo sirf tumhare sath hai.