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Jindagi me paisa,dost sab kuch vapas aa jate hai
par tute hue daat nahi aate hai
isliye time par messages kar diya karo
warna haste hue bohut sram aayegi

Teacher : acha bacchao batao fal koun kounse se hote hai
ek bachha bola : banana,apple,mango
techaer aur btao
baccha : bas aur sab badhiya
uper wale ki kirpa hai
aap btao kya haal chal hai

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata
Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

1 Murgi ne Baaz se shadi karli
murga : hum mar gye the kya
murgi : me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti hu
par mom-dad chahte the ladka air force me hona chahiye

Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

“50 Paise Me” Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar
Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jay
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

saas : bahu se aaj se hum me tumhari maa
aur sasur tumhare papa hai
sham ko pati ke aane par bahu boli mammi
bhayia office se aa gye hai

Mosam badla garmi ho gui,
aapke sms ke bina zindagi tang ho gyi
kya apke inbox me sms ki kami ho gyi
ya fir humara sms padke bolti band ho gyi

Baap : sharab,cigeratte or ladkiyan ye
sab tumhari jaan ke dushman hain beta
Beta: papa jo sakhs apne dushman se
bhaagjaaye wo mard nahi hota

Ek teacher ko susu ke naam se nafrat thi
teacher ne student se kaha
jab susu aaye toh bolna aap aaya hai
ek din student ko potty aa rahi thi
aur wo buri buri sakal bana raha tha
techer ne kaha aap aaya hai
student nahi aap ka baap aaya hai

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Funny Jokes-SMS

She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya?
.
Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp
Mere Phone Me Hai

Funny Jokes-SMS

BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
. .
Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet chalai
hai??
.
. Girl slow ho gayi.
.
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
. Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puchraha
tha, chalai hai to bata de break kaise
lagate
hain…

 

Funny Jokes-SMS

Ravi: Yeh chaaku kyun garam rahe ho?
Rohit: Suicide karne ke liye.
Ravi: Toh phir garam karne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Rohit: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

Judwaa bachche apne kamre mein baithe the.
Ek has-has ke lot-pot ho raha tha jabki doosra udaas tha.
Baap: Itna kyun has rahe ho???
Beta: Mummy ne dono baar isi ko nehla diya

Funny Jokes-SMS

Rahul: Hum 25 bhai-behen hain
Nakul: Tere yahan family planning wale nahi aaye?
Rahul: Aaye the lekin ghar ko school samajh kar chale gaye

Funny Jokes-SMS

7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai:
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai:
chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…