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April Fool Funny Shayari-Jokes SMS Messages

April Fool Funny Shayari-Jokes SMS Messages : April Fool is a celebrated all over the world on 1st April. On this occasion we need some Good April Fool SMS or April Fool Messages to make fool to our family members, relatives and friends. For this purpose we have nicely collected lots of FunnyApril Fool SMS,April Fool MessagesorFunny April Fool Messagesfor you. Some people need these april fool sms in hindi so that we have hindi april fool sms too.

Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool in Advance!

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein
bante hai april fool hum

Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam…

Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!

Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per

New Comedy Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi

New Comedy Jokes SMS Messages In Hindi : Are you searching for fun? If yes, then you are right place Tauji365.in. Friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real. And note down this; the more successful people are always owner of funny nature. Now you can check out our popular category of Jokes SMS in Hindi

Girlfriend to boyfriend : I am pregnant!!
boyfriend: ru sure dat its mine ?
Grlfriend starts crying and say:
yaar saab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaa

Ek Murga ek murgi ke piche bhag raha tha achanak
murgi car ke niche aa kar mar gai ……
murga : lagta he desi thi jaan de di par izzat bacha li..

Pahli najar me laga ki wo meri hai
uski ankhe samundr se gahri hai
propose kar kar ke thak gaya
tab pata chala ki wo to baheri hai

Teacher: semester system ke fayde batao?
cheddi : sir faayde kaa toh pata nahi,l
lekin beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai.

Santa ki amma mar gayi-
1admi bola
Amma mujhe b lejati
2-4 or bole:amma hme b le jati.
Santa:chup hojao Kuto
Amma kya
Tata-sumo krke
Gyi hai…?

O mere makhna
Meno yaad rakhna
Har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
Kise hor nal na phasna,
Bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Mother: tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: main yeh dekhna chahta hoon
ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Boy: tujhko kya bhejon?
Barish ki pehli boond?
Aasman ka sab se roshan tara?
Shakh pe khila surkh gulab?
Muthi main qaid ik jugnu?
Honton pe saji ek khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon ka ik khuaab?
Girl: mujhe bas 5 kilo cheeni bhejdo.

Santa jub b wash room jata to darwaza khol ke jata
Banta-aisa kyu
Santa-muje shak he ke darwaze ke niche wale
Surakh se mujhe koi dekhta he

Akbar: kal maine sapna dekha k
tum gobar me gir gaye aur mein shehad
(honey) me!birbal: ji maharaj! Fir
mai apko chatne lga aur aap mujhe!

Santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
Me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
Wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
Se ulta pehn rakha hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Boy friend:darling,i love u.
Girlfriend:kutte ke bache….
Boyfriend:kya!
Girlfriend:kitne cute hote hain na.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sardar 1- train me yaar raat bhar neend
nahi aayi Upar ki seat mili thi!
Sardar 2- to exchange karna tha!
Sardar 1- kisse karta? Neeche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

Wife-aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
Husband-tum be to kitni moti ho gayi ho
Wife-me to maa ban ne wali hu
Husband-me be to baap ban ne wala hu
5 days, 23 hours ago by via web

Santa ka dhaba !
Customer: mere soup me makhi
doob kar mari padi hai.
Santa: to kya karu, dhaba chalau
ya inhe tairna sikhau

1 admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki bv k paas aaya or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Bv:mujhe koi etraz nahi
Qabrastan walon se pooch lo..->

Snta ki chappal chori ho gyi
Wo qabristan paucha or waha baith k kehne laga
Chor ko kaha dhundne jaye ek na 1 din to yaha ayega hi..

Santa- ladki fasani aati hai
Banta- nahi aati
Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana
phir use class room me udha de
jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de
bas ladki fas gai

Santa angoor bech rha tha magar keh rha tha
“aalu le lo aalu”
Banta: ye to angoor he
Santa: chup ho ja warna makkhiya sun legi

Funny Jokes-SMS Mesages In Hindi English

Funny Jokes-SMS Mesages In Hindi English : There are many nice sms and jokes about boys vs girls short text messages, funny conversations and dialogs between boys and girls are very interesting topic. In this category you will find many such sms and jokes. You may also use our search box to search for such types of sms messages includes Boys & Girls lyrics, boys and girls short stories,Hindi boys like girls, Sexy sms new, Sexy messages, Sexy short texts, Sexy goys and girls wiki, boys & girls greetings

Lalu searching, these keywords on yahoo search engine
how to control a wife..
yahoo search result:
good morning, sir..!
even we are searching too…

Girl: iss dress ka kya price hai..?
lalu(shopkeeper): sirf 10 kiss.
girl: aur uss dress ka..?
lalu: 20 kiss.
girl: dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi..!!

Jor se chali hawa aur udd gaya lalu phir,
phir, phir ruk gai hawa aur gir gaya lalu.

Pati aur patni me jabardast jhagda ho gaya….
pati – tu saali kutti……..
patni – tu saala kutta……..
lalu (bachha) – ha ha …hum saale pilley

Abhi oye tera ek daat
neela kaise ho gaya ?
cheedi yaar mein ink lagayi hai.
abhi woh kyon ?
cheedi kyon ki aaj kal blue tooth ka jamana hai..

Rabari ask Lalu suniyeji dahi jamane ko
english me kya kahate hai?
lalu – milk was sleepin in the nightwa,
early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

Question 1 – In which battle did tipu sultan died ?
ans.- in his last battle.
Question 2- What is the main reason for divorce ?.
ans.- marriage.
Question 3 – Ganga flows in which state ?
ans.- in liquid state.
Question 4- When was mahatma gandhi born?
ans.- on his birthday

Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par
English Girl – Oh ! So Cute .
Muslim Girl – Allah ! Kitna Khoob surat Hai
Sikh Girl – Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai
Haryanvi Girl – Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa

Daughter: mom aaj ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!!
mom: tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!!
daughter: mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad agaye
aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya…

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Girl: papa ek Important baat thi
Father:bolo
Girl: mei ek ladke se pyar karti hu
par wo America me rehta hai
* website me hamari jaan -pechaan hui
* Facebook me dosti hui
*Skype me usne mujhe propose kiya
* Whatsapp me hum log do mahine
se pyar kar rahe hai

Father : really
toh ab
* Twitter me shaadi karo
* Make my trip me hunnymoon karo
* Flip kart se baccha mangwalo
* Gmail me receive karlo
Last me
* Agar Husband acha na lage toh Olx me sell kar do

Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya

Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar
Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai
Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.
Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki
mousam hai ya Fashion Show
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.
Modern Funny Shayari –
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.

Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty pataka
Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha

 

Sunny Leone ; Meri Movie Ne 2014 Me Kamai Ke,
Saare Record Tod Diye.
Amir Khan : Accha Kon Si Movie Ne?
Sunny Leone : Pk!!
Amir Khan : Sasuri Tu Pk Me Kha Thi.?
Sunny Leone : Dancing Car Me.

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015 : Are you searching for fun? If yes, then you are right place at tauji365.in Friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real. And note down this; the more successful people are always owner of funny nature. Now you can check out our popular category of Jokes SMS in Hindi.
Jokes may have a punch line that works always. The comedians must choose the Sardarji jokes, Political jokes or the question/answer joke to entertain the audience, and provide laughter. In the comedy field ‘12 o’clock jokes’ is most famous series. Here you can find many different forms of new comedy messages.

 

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

 

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

 

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

 

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

 

 

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

 

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To
Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

 

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

 

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

 

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya
Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

 

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

 

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke
‘Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main…

 

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.
1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.
Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?
Wo Ladke Ne Kaha – “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

 

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza
Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?
Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.

 

Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan,
Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..

 

 

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.

 

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi..

 

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

 

 

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

 

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

 

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

 

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

 

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

 

Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai?
Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai,
Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi,
Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai – Bahan Aur Hai!!

 

Dimagi Dukandar –
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye,
Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message
Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward
Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..

 

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Funny Poem

Kya Msg Msg krti hai,
kyun Msg pe tu marti hai.
Ik bat muje batla de tu,
ApNa Package q nahi karti hai,
kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi
mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri
msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,
mobile tere is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,
jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai teri
Paise bacha ke msg ke kya lagaye gi tu rehrhi
Main barish kar doon msg ki
eid ho jaye terijaye teri

 

Funny Jokes

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain,
Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?
2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi
3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?
4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?
Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal
5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

 

Timeline Attitude/Attitude Funny Jokes- SMS -Messages In Hindi

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Attitude Funny SMS

Maa Apne Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakhates
dekh Suraj kab ka Nikal aya hai,
Beta Apni Maa se: To kya hua Maa!
wo sota bhi to Mujse pehle hai

Attitude Funny SMS

Agar fursat ke lamho me mujhe yaad
karte ho toh mujhe yaad mat karna
kyuki main tanha jarur hu magar fizul nahi.

Attitude Funny SMS

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Attitude Funny SMS

“LOVE” ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
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LOVE kya hai janna chahte ho?
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“LOVE” Sri Ram ji ka BETA tha..!!
Aur Adhik jankari ke liye “RAMAYAN” padhe.

Attitude Funny SMS

Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!

Attitude Funny SMS

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi… problem solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..

Attitude Funny SMS

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder mein aapko latka de.

Attitude Funny SMS

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Attitude Funny SMS

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao

Attitude Funny SMS

Maa Apne Bete Se: Uth jaa kambakhat
dekh Suraj kab ka Nikal aya hai,
Beta Apni Maa se: To kya hua Maa!
wo sota bhi to Mujse pehle hai

Attitude Funny SMS

Agar fursat ke lamho me mujhe yaad
karte ho toh mujhe yaad mat karna
kyuki main tanha jarur hu magar fizul nahi.

Attitude Funny SMS

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Attitude Funny SMS

“LOVE” ke bare mein kuch pata hai kya?
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LOVE kya hai janna chahte ho?
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“LOVE” Sri Ram ji ka BETA tha..!!
Aur Adhik jankari ke liye “RAMAYAN” padhe.

Attitude Funny SMS

Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!

Attitude Funny SMS

Updesh:
Daru pine se jindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti.
Gyaan:
Aise to juice pine se bhi… problem solve nahi hoti.
Isliye karo wohi jo lage sahi..

Attitude Funny SMS

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur
Holder mein aapko latka de.

Attitude Funny SMS

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Attitude Funny SMS

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao

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Pappu Pass Ho gaya

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya

Principal shocked

Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..
Student said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE
Principal shock!
Student Rock!

Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka
Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Students k Dard ko

Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane

Ashiqi wala sher sunao

Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.

Jawani aur Budhapa
Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!

B.B.A Karungi

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
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College Clerk: Beta  form me Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.
Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.
College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?
Student: Ji Janak Puri.
College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?
Student: Trilok Puri.
College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.
Student: Maya Puri.
College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta.
Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.
Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.
College Clerk: Aapka naam?
Bhai: Govind Puri!

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She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya?
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Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
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BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai h??
Girl tez krke aage nikalgai.
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Boy barabar me aakr: Kabhi bullet chalai
hai??
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Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
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Ravi: Yeh chaaku kyun garam rahe ho?
Rohit: Suicide karne ke liye.
Ravi: Toh phir garam karne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Rohit: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Judwaa bachche apne kamre mein baithe the.
Ek has-has ke lot-pot ho raha tha jabki doosra udaas tha.
Baap: Itna kyun has rahe ho???
Beta: Mummy ne dono baar isi ko nehla diya

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Rahul: Hum 25 bhai-behen hain
Nakul: Tere yahan family planning wale nahi aaye?
Rahul: Aaye the lekin ghar ko school samajh kar chale gaye

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7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai:
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai:
chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…

 

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