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Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye

Kismat ruth gai dil ke tar tut gaye
wo b ruth gaye sapne b tut gaye .
Khajane me tha sirf do anshu .
Jab yaad unki aai to wo b lut Gaye..

Kabhi kabhi gussa
muskrahat se zyada special hota hain
bcoz smile to sab ke liye hote hain
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte

Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai.

Ae mamu,kesa hae re ?
Teri baut memory aa ra tha apun ko,
Itna tame ho gaya tere ko dekha bi ni,
Akha life mein terre jesa ek mamu mila apan ko,
Miss to karega naa.

God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ? ❓
Apun bola NARAK ! :!!
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye…???
Circuit: simple bhai…
Bina sui ka injection lene ka.

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?

 

Latest Funny Jokes SMS-Messages For Friends & Relative

Latest Funny Jokes SMS-Messages For Friends & Relative : Are you searching for fun? If yes, then you are right place at funtimedaily.com Friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real. And note down this; the more successful people are always owner of funny nature. Now you can check out our popular category of Jokes SMS in Hindi

Jindagi me paisa,dost sab kuch vapas aa jate hai
par tute hue daat nahi aate hai
isliye time par messages kar diya karo
warna haste hue bohut sram aayegi

Teacher : acha bacchao batao fal koun kounse se hote hai
ek bachha bola : banana,apple,mango
techaer aur btao
baccha : bas aur sab badhiya
uper wale ki kirpa hai
aap btao kya haal chal hai

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata
Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

1 Murgi ne Baaz se shadi karli
murga : hum mar gye the kya
murgi : me to tumse hi shadi karna chahti hu
par mom-dad chahte the ladka air force me hona chahiye

Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch

“50 Paise Me” Nahi Aati.
Haha

Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar
Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jay
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

saas : bahu se aaj se hum me tumhari maa
aur sasur tumhare papa hai
sham ko pati ke aane par bahu boli mammi
bhayia office se aa gye hai

Mosam badla garmi ho gui,
aapke sms ke bina zindagi tang ho gyi
kya apke inbox me sms ki kami ho gyi
ya fir humara sms padke bolti band ho gyi

Baap : sharab,cigeratte or ladkiyan ye
sab tumhari jaan ke dushman hain beta
Beta: papa jo sakhs apne dushman se
bhaagjaaye wo mard nahi hota

Ek teacher ko susu ke naam se nafrat thi
teacher ne student se kaha
jab susu aaye toh bolna aap aaya hai
ek din student ko potty aa rahi thi
aur wo buri buri sakal bana raha tha
techer ne kaha aap aaya hai
student nahi aap ka baap aaya hai

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015 : Are you searching for fun? If yes, then you are right place at tauji365.in Friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real. And note down this; the more successful people are always owner of funny nature. Now you can check out our popular category of Jokes SMS in Hindi.
Jokes may have a punch line that works always. The comedians must choose the Sardarji jokes, Political jokes or the question/answer joke to entertain the audience, and provide laughter. In the comedy field ‘12 o’clock jokes’ is most famous series. Here you can find many different forms of new comedy messages.

 

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

 

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

 

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

 

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

 

 

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

 

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To
Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

 

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

 

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

 

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya
Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

 

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

 

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke
‘Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main…

 

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.
1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.
Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?
Wo Ladke Ne Kaha – “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

 

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza
Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?
Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.

 

Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan,
Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..

 

 

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.

 

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi..

 

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

 

 

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

 

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

 

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

 

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

 

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

 

Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai?
Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai,
Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi,
Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai – Bahan Aur Hai!!

 

Dimagi Dukandar –
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye,
Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message
Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward
Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..