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Ek aadami kumbh mela me prathna kar raha tha
hey prabhu neaye karo hamesha bhai bhai bichadte hai
kabhi kabhi pati-patni par bhi toh try karo

Santa apne bete ke sath chini lene dukan par gya
dukandar bola chini out of stock hai
santa ke bete ne santa se pucha out of stock kya hota hai
papa ne kaha jab wo chiz nahi hai or ghar gaya tabhi
kisi ne gate bajaya or bola ki snata hai
santa ne apne bete ko bola bolo do ki papa ghar me nahi hai
santa ne use bola mere papa out of stock hai

Chikki mere toh karam fut gaye jo tumhare pale bandhi
warna mere liye toh ek se badkar ek kabil ladko ke
rishte aa rahe the jo
chintu wo sab vakai kabil the jo fashne se bach gaye

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”
cycle Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

4 saal ka bachha apni maa se kaise paida houa me
maa meine ek box me mithai dalkar rakh di thi
us me se toh nikale
ladke ne ek box me mithai dalkar rah diya Aur
alge din Box khola tho usme cockroach Nikala
toh ladka bola man toh karta tujhe maar dalu
par kya karu par bachha toh mera hai

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se baat karne ki kosis me
phone karta hai trin tring aunty payal Hai
aunty : ha beta ,dono pairo me hai

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

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Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

Pretty Girl

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Mana ke mujhse woh khafa rahe honge!
Ho sakta hai woh mujhe aazma rahe honge!
Hum utni hi shiddat se yaad karenge unhein!
Jitni shiddat se woh hamein bhula rahe honge.

Sun lo jo agar to ek baat kahoon,
Tere dil ko main apni kainaat kahoon,
Basa kar tujhe apni jism-o-jaan mein,
Mohabbat ko main apni hayaat kahoon.

Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne

Tumko mil jaayega mujhse behtar
Mujhko mil jaaye tumse behtar.
Par kabhi kabhi lagta hai aise
Hum ek doosre ko mil jaate th hota sabse behtar…

Sahil par khade khade humne shaam kar di,
Apna dil aur duniya aapke naam kar di,
Yeh bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe har khushi aapke naam kar di.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana,
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kish-mish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Is kadar hum apko chahte hain ki,
Duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hai.
Yun to hum sabko ullu banate hain,
Lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hain.

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna,
Mere pyar ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Muskura do zara khuda ke waaste,
Shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi toh kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.

Tere ishq ka kitna haseen ehsaas hain,
Lagta hai jaise tu har pal mere paas hai,
Mohabbat teri deewangi ban chuki hai meri,
Ab zindagi ki aarzoo sirf tumhare sath hai.