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Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & FriendsLove Shayari orRomantic Shayari section of this site is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought about Love and Romance called Shayari on Love. So don’t waste your beautiful thoughts and shayaris but share them with us so that world can see your thinking and truly in your way. We provide a platform where you can share your love shayaris with world and we encourage all types of love poetry in different languages like Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi etc. So, what are you waiting for, Just start posting your jove shayari. If you like any shayari you can send it to your friends. Also don’t forget to rate these shayari on love.

Very Funny-Jokes Shayari For Girlfriend & Friends

Pretty Girl

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Mana ke mujhse woh khafa rahe honge!
Ho sakta hai woh mujhe aazma rahe honge!
Hum utni hi shiddat se yaad karenge unhein!
Jitni shiddat se woh hamein bhula rahe honge.

Sun lo jo agar to ek baat kahoon,
Tere dil ko main apni kainaat kahoon,
Basa kar tujhe apni jism-o-jaan mein,
Mohabbat ko main apni hayaat kahoon.

Kalam thi hath mai likhna sikhaya aapne,
Takat thi hath mai hosla dilaya aapne,
Manzil thi samne rasta dikhaya aapne,
Hum to sirf dost the, Aashiq banaya aapne

Tumko mil jaayega mujhse behtar
Mujhko mil jaaye tumse behtar.
Par kabhi kabhi lagta hai aise
Hum ek doosre ko mil jaate th hota sabse behtar…

Sahil par khade khade humne shaam kar di,
Apna dil aur duniya aapke naam kar di,
Yeh bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe har khushi aapke naam kar di.

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana,
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kish-mish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Is kadar hum apko chahte hain ki,
Duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hai.
Yun to hum sabko ullu banate hain,
Lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hain.

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
Mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna,
Mere pyar ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.

Muskura do zara khuda ke waaste,
Shama-e-mahefil mein roshni kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi toh kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai.

Tere ishq ka kitna haseen ehsaas hain,
Lagta hai jaise tu har pal mere paas hai,
Mohabbat teri deewangi ban chuki hai meri,
Ab zindagi ki aarzoo sirf tumhare sath hai.

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015

Comedy Jokes – Messages For Happy New Year 2015 : Are you searching for fun? If yes, then you are right place at tauji365.in Friends in our everyday’s life jokes are always created in real. And note down this; the more successful people are always owner of funny nature. Now you can check out our popular category of Jokes SMS in Hindi.
Jokes may have a punch line that works always. The comedians must choose the Sardarji jokes, Political jokes or the question/answer joke to entertain the audience, and provide laughter. In the comedy field ‘12 o’clock jokes’ is most famous series. Here you can find many different forms of new comedy messages.

 

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!

 

Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…

 

Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….

 

Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..

 

 

Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man – Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi – Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man – Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!

 

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To
Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

 

Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??

 

Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!

 

Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya
Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”

 

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

 

Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke
‘Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main…

 

Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.
1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.
Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?
Wo Ladke Ne Kaha – “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.

 

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza
Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?
Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.

 

Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan,
Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..

 

 

Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.

 

Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi..

 

Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..

 

 

3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.

 

Teacher – Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
Papu – Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral – Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.

 

Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.

 

2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?

 

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

 

Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai?
Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai,
Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi,
Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai – Bahan Aur Hai!!

 

Dimagi Dukandar –
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye,
Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message
Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward
Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..