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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It’S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It’S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)
Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega

Police (chor se): Waada karo aage
se jeb nahin katoge
Chor bola, “Main wadaa karta hoon,
Ab aage se nahin peechhe se jeb katunga”

Mahila Doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke
bahar khade hokar Aurato ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji aap ne hi likha hai, “Aurato ko
dekhne ka samay subah 9 baje se 11 baje tak!

Aik AurAt doosri se:
JAb TumhAri Talak houa tou
Tumhara 1 BAchA thA,
Ab 3 hAin…! Kaisey ?
Doosri shrma k:
Woh kAbhi kAbhAr MAAfi
maangney AA jatey hAin…!

Q: What is Differance between
Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut
sari Ummeed karti hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato
se ek he Ummeed karta hai..