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Funny Love Shayari

Raat din dil tere khayaalo mein khoya rehta hoon.
Raat ko neend nahi aati par din mein soya rehta hoon.
Man hi man mein tere sapne sanjone laga hoon,
Jab se dekha hai tujhe tab se bas tera hone laga hoon

Funny Love Shayari

Mehfil main baithe hain aur es baat ka ailaan karte hain
Ki hum apni jaan par bahut marte hain
Ussi ke liye hum jeeti hoyi baaji bhi harte hain
aur kisi baat ka dar nai lagta
Par use khone se hum har pal darte hain.

Class me top na karo-

Warna log tumse jalne lagege
Hamesha late class me jao –
Is tarah har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega..
Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai..
Aur time waste karna buri
baat hai ,
Kabhi test na do
Kyuki Beizzati ke “2” marks se
to izzat ke “0” acche hai

Public Toilet Me

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Saath Wale
Toilet Se Aawaz aayi: kyaHaal Hai Yaar?
Wo Ghabra Ke Bola: Fine! Theek Hun!
Fir Aawaz aayi :Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hun!
Aawaz aayi : Main Aa Jaun Abi Tumhare Paas?
Wo Aadmi (Ghabra Kr): Oh! Na Na Na. Main Boht Busy Hun! Then Aawaz aayi:
Yar Main Tumko Baad Me Call Krta Hun. Pata Nhi Kon kamina
Dusrey Toilet Se Meri Hr Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai

 

 

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Funny Friends Shayari

Aanshu tere nikale or aankhe meri ho
dil tera dhadake aur dhadkan meri ho
hamari dosti itni gehari ho
road par tu pite or galti meri ho

Funny Friends Shayari

Teri Dosti me hum deewane honge
tuje apna banate banate begane honge
pukaar le ek baar pyar se dost
Bandar ki awaz sune zamane honge

Funny Friends Shayari

Rozz logo se pange honge
Rozz tere ghar me dange honge
agar tune mujhe SMS na bheja toh
tere 12 bachhe honge aur
wo bhi lafange honge

Funny Friends Shayari

Wo meri kismat meri takdir hogi
humne unki yaad mein itne khat
likhe ki wo radi beach kar aamir hogi

Hum dono ki dosti itni gehari ho

Sabji teri ho , mandi meri ho
wa wa……..
C.N.G teri ho,Gaddi meri ho
wa wa….
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehari ho
mangetar teri ho or shadi meri ho

Sab me base hai bhagwaan

Visky se mile vishnu
ram se mile raam
Brandi se mile brahma
deshi se hanuman
me kis -kis botle ka tyag karu
sab me base hai bhagwaan

Funny Friends Shayari

Uske aansu jaise mere liye Moti
Uski hansi mere liye khushi
Naa jaane iss khush ko kiski nazar lag gayi
Uski aankho me Motiyabind ho gayi

Funny Friends Shayari

3G Shakti hamein de na DATA,
Cell ka Signal kamjor ho na..
Hum rahein Range mein har kadam pe,
Bhool kar bhi hum Offline hoo naa!

Funny Friends Shayari

Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya
Jo Kehte the mujhe, Dil mein tumhe lock kar diya
Aaj ussi ne facebook par block kar diya

aapka bahut bada fan hun

A guy from the audience says:
Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun.
Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain.
Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!!
Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says:
Guru,
Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota,
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota,
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota,
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha,
Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!