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Santa:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Santa:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Santa:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse ,
hum Seh Nahi Payege, Bus 1 baar Keh
dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki , Kasam khuda
Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege

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Faqir :Car me baithi lady se:Madam 10Rs dedo
Lady : paise dene k bad kaha dua To Dete Jao
Faqir:Car Me to Baithi H Moti ab Ky
Rocket Pe Baithegi.

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LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-Jab mai
bdi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge? _
SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-Ha kar lunga.
GIRL-To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate do.

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Jatt- Lala kyon preshan hain .?
Lala- Yaar Ek to yeh garmi ne preshan kar rakha ha._
Upar se Roz teri bhabi raat ko Thums up pee
ke kehti hai “aaj kuch Tufani karte hain”
Mam – Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb
Rkh Deta Hai to Kya Kroge?
Bacha – 1-2 Min Dkhenge
Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Me Rkh Denge

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himmat ho is sms ko apni girl friend ko send karo..
jadu teri nazar.. khushbu tera badan.
tu ha kar ya na kar. tu h meri bahan..

Latest Very Funny Jokes

Yaad aati hai teri jagte-sote
din kat te hai teri khatir rote- rote
kash!tum mere sath yaha hote,
kam se kam mere kuchh kapde to
dhote..!

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Kya hua jo kar li shadi
hm v ab to sehra sajayege
mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb
me nhi ab uski chhoti bahan ko phasayege..

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1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina
potty kiye jane laga PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq… Etthe Rakkhh.
Attitude Of Girls : Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to…
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi
Jab ladke dekhe to… … Girl : Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah
dekh raha hai..

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Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Sardar: Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile “DEAD” ho gya hai

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Boys Mentality …
“I don’t hate you but i can’t love you”
MEANS
“tu itni b achi nahi k shadi karlu,
par itni buri b nahi k flirt kiye bina chor do”

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duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.

Latest Very Funny Jokes

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

 

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