Pyar Mohabbat Mix Very Funny Jokes-Shayari Messages In Hindi

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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath!

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rhe the.
Tabi SHER ne lift mangi.
To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola-“soch le teri Maa
fir kahegi ki Gundo k sath ghumne laga hai ajkal.”
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi mein

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna hai
Son was crying..
Dad came & asked why r u crying?
Tell me, i m ur friend na..
Son: kuch nhi yaar!
horlicks jyada mang liya to teri item ne baja dala.
Me (politely) to a Girl : ” Hi ”
Girl (with attitude) : Do I know you?
Me (in cool voice) : Nahi re pagli
Teri itni aukaat kaha !!!
Girl – Blocked

Tu ladki ha ya malikay husan,
ye tera husan ha ya aag lgata hua koi parmanu bomb,
jo bhi tuje dekhe ho jae tere khawabo mein gum,
agar tu mujhe na mili to hum jo jayege es jaha se gum.

She : Tere Mere Beech Mein Kya Hai ?
Me : 78.09% Nitrogen,
20.95% Oxygen,
0.93% Argon,
0.039% Carbon Dioxide.

Kon kehta hai ki tum bewafa ho
Kon kehta hai ki tum bewafa ho
Wo baat alag hai ki tum mujhse khafa ho..
Wo baat alag hai ki tum mujhse khafa ho
Aur agar tum mujhse khafa ho
to jaldi yahaan se dafa ho !!

Kya #January..
Kya #February..
Hum Kya kare #November Ko,
#December Ko !!!
Jab GF Hi Nahi Hamari To
Aag Lage Is Calendar Ko..

 

Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans – In his Last Battle.
Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans – At the Bottom of the Page.
Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans – Marriage.
Q.4 – Ganga Flows in Which State ?
Ans – Liquid State.
Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans – On His Birthday
Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake!
Geography Teacher :
India Me Saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai?
Awesome Reply By Student :
“Daaru Ke Glass Me..” !!!

Wo Bathroom main baitha
kisi Se 1 lota pani bhi Naa Maang Saka “Faraz”
Kyon ki usne khud hi kaha tha k
“Mujh par 1 Ehsaan karna,
k Mujh par koi Ehsaan Na karna.’

 

 

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